"Posting on the run is not easy. Bye now."

Good one!

Your a colony of yet unformed freegom fighters.

This is no longer a country with or without definitions, just colony workers benefitting from corrupt practices.

Then we'll never get elected, because that's my problem. It will start when I tell James Dobson what I think of him and his ilk. Then there's Billo and The Comedian and Coultergeist- I will alienate the entire religious right. They'd vote for Hitler before me.

K-Ped and Laffy '08!

I will be a good running mate, I promise.

Except for that whole smartass thing. That may not go over well with some Americans.

Ah, well, my first directive is to make you my VP. All you'd have to do is sit and look pretty. I don't expect you to run the country.
Second directive- margaritas every night!

And K-Ped: Wrong. We have a drunk president now. I'm sure he's amended the Constitution to make that okay, so you're in.

Tricky Nik,
Awhile ago, I posted a bunch of words and their "definitions". I wish you'd seen it.

You are so right, and I think about that all the time when I hear/read about all of those subjects.

It's infuriating.

Isn't it interesting how so many terms which are used constantly are never defined. We cant leave Iraq till we have "victory", but we never know what that is defined as. We don't "torture", but can't tell you what "torture" consists of. There is "progress" in Iraq, but so far, electricity is still awful, drinking water is in short, no political resolutions, they can't maintain a police force... but there is "progress". Hell, President Bush will not support a dictator to get nuclear weapons right? We are on the verge of a war with Iran because of it. N. Korea with the madman Kim Jong Ill got them and we basically did nothing.

Our president is having a war on solid definitions.

That would require changing the Constitution.
Not that I would, because it requires me to be sober.
Right?

Kirsten should run for president.

Blogenchef: Yes. Please.

Torture is two terms of this clown. Make. It. Stop.

Webster's very first definition of torture ( noun) is " the anguish of body or mind", and as a synonym of the word agony. As a verb, it's definined as " to cause intense suffering to", and a synonym of the word torment. No where does it say " effective way to get information".
See, I know where to find a dictionary and how to read it Mr. President. As for the legal definition of torture, I would assume it falls along those same lines. After all, If I were to kidnap my ex, tie him up, withhold food and water, use lights to prevent him from falling asleep, and beat him up, all in the quest of finding out where my child support check is, I would be thrown in jail. He would never tell me anyway, he is that much of a jerk.
By the way, I haven't done any of this, but I think about it every month on the fifteenth when my mailbox is empty. I'm not an idiot.

Posting on the run is not easy. Bye now.