I’ll bet if you’re Giuliani, you wish EVERY day could be 9/11. He just can’t seem to get enough of that darned tragedy. However, it now appears that his love for 9/11 might interfere with his marriage to his third wife, Judy.
It had been rumored that Rudy might change his name to “9/11” to ensure that no one could ever talk about him without mentioning his favorite day. But FOX seems to have come up with a more suitable idea — Rudy should MARRY 9/11. That way he could take 9/11 on campaign swings and do interviews with 9/11 (now 9/11 can be asked to re-live Rudy, for a change). After all, it seems that his current non-national-tragedy wife, Judy, sometimes interferes with his presidential campaign (though with 9/11’s approval), but it would really be much easier to just replace her altogether. Since Rudy has so much experience divorcing people, I’m sure he signed pre-nups up the wazoo to make the process quite painless this time.
Rudy and 9/11 = the Republican Power Couple in ’08!

Typical leftwing. Duh Why are you still in high school at 22?