Now this is funny.
Mitt obviously has to have a "truth squad" of college kids locked up in a dark room watching TV all day because when you have no core principles, and have changed everything about yourself except your hairdo since 2002, it can be tough to run for President.
(h/t Paddy)

I'll bet SIP has that same three letter acronymn tattooed over his asshole(just like all the other closet gay Republicans). It means "stick in penis". Bill O'Reilly goes in the men's room, drops his pants and Ann Coulter knows what to do with her dick! LOL!