While Bush has been incapable of besting Osama bin Laden (assuming he even cares about finding one of the biggest mass murderers in American history), a new poll by USA Today/Gallup reports that Bush has managed to score a victory against another (though already deceased) villain: Richard Nixon. That’s right, Bush is officially the worst, most unpopular president EVER:
Bush reached an unwelcome record. By 64%-31%, Americans disapprove of the job he is doing. For the first time in the history of the Gallup Poll, 50% say they "strongly disapprove" of the president. Richard Nixon had reached the previous high, 48%, just before an impeachment inquiry was launched in 1974.
On FOX and in the fevered minds of many republicans, “history will decide” if Bush is a good president or not. That’s just a generous way of saying, “almost everyone currently living thinks Bush is a horrible president. But maybe when all those people are dead…”
Personally, I don’t think you can be considered a good president if you lose one of America’s greatest cities, lie a country into a war with no end, fix an election and STILL need the Supreme Court to make you president, make the US one of the most hated countries in the world, destabilize the Middle East, piss yourself for minutes reading a kids’ book on goats when you should be springing into action to defend the country against a terrorist attack you were warned would happen weeks before, take away healthcare for millions of poor children, and are nearly assassinated by a pretzel. But I’m no historian.


I've done some soul searching and I've decided to vote for Hillary.