After writing about Tom "Terror" Tancredo, my thoughts went to the obvious:  Righties could turn anything into a horror movie.

Even Mary Poppins. (and no, this 1-minute video wasn't made by them)

H/t to my pal, Commenter Addy 

We are having a fundraiser to literally keep Paddy from freezing this winter. If you are able, all good thoughts and donations are appreciated. PayPal button right under Cliff's unusually handsome, expressive, cherubic face to the right.