See that number? The one up there. Yeah, that one.
That's an important number. It's a number that we're fast approaching here at Cliff's house reflecting how many of you have visited us. And it's been less than a year!
So thanks a million for stopping by. We couldn't do it without you.
Sincerely,
Cliff, Paddy, and Laffy
P.S. Wait. Did I forget something? Someone's having a what? A birthday? Who, who could that be?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLIFF SCHECTER!! WE HOPE IT'S THE BEST EVER. AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE GIFT OF YOU. YOU ARE ONE IN A MILLION.

Tireiron! I know you from other comment sections! Good to see you.