Go read it, but here's a taste-
Bunny Ears
We are bullies
Policemen
If not listening we bomb them.
If listening we give them money.Oily, Wrinkles and Carrot Face are making fun of Bunny Ears.
Carrot Face
Olympics got attackedFight. Fight. Interrupt. Fight.
Hysterical.

The best part is the nicknames.
McCain = Sarge
Thompson = Wrinkles
Paul = Bunny Ears
Romney = Oily
Huckabee = Beagle Eyes
Giuliani = Carrot Face
I'll be using these from now on.