Since the success of Obama and Edwards at the Iowa Caucus last week, I have heard some pretty desperate and crazy spin coming out of the Clinton camp. I guess because she had the MSM so firmly in her pocket and they had not only declared her the nominee for the Democratic party, but also the probable President of the United States, it was an embarrassing blow to lose to two radically different candidates and now be fighting for survival. Watching her since her loss to the debate yesterday, I’ve been able to compile this list – a do it yourself guide, so you too can be as sore a loser as Hillary.
- Blame the Iowa electorate process for being flawed saying it’s too exclusive…yet at the same time say you lost because so many people participated in the process…?
- Keep reminding people how young and inexperienced Obama is by having your camp call him things like; “neighboring boy, kid…"
- Insist there was “gaming of the system” and that Obama supporters switched to Edwards to push you into 3rd place.
- Don’t recognize defeat and a need to re-tool your campaign; spin it as a win for ALL Democrats.
- Send someone much more likeable than yourself ahead of you to New Hampshire…Like Bill…to make sure people understand that if YOU’RE back in the White House that means they get Bubba and all his fun time antics.
- Make sure your camp points out that while it’s true that John Edwards came in second; he probably won’t be able to afford to go on much longer.
- In a debate, your inner monologue should sound like this “what’s all this about change, I can bring change, I’ve been changing things since before you were born! I’ve been changing!”
- When all else fails, take a lesson from the GOP and attack, attack, attack. This way the other guy will seem so unappealing that voters will pick you because you're the lesser of two evils.

The Clinton machine has produced several Hillary personas to fit the pools, the political script and her "risk" calculator. Winning was the ultimate goal of the self appointed inevitable candidate. It was hard to differentiate real Hillary and the more funny and natural SNL Hillary. I am afraid that the real Hillary acting skills may not help her for a good performance in this unexpected and unprecedented scenario.