Remember, Fred may have no integrity, but he plays a guy with integrity on tv. So it's ok. Just like it's ok that he's already declared his intention to run for President, and even has an exploratory committee, but is still on ABC's payroll to do regular broadcast radio and online commentary.

Nope, nothing fishy there.

Oh, and also remember as you watch this video, what have the Norwegians done to us yet? Well, nothing. But they may do something that is like, you know, bad, sometime soon!

So lets bomb the sons of bitches now, before they get the chance! Have I followed your logic correctly, Fred?