Yes, it's time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law. For those of you who might be new here, he used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts,  too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc. 

I bet he could even make Mitt Romney sound funny.  Easy: Just let him do his rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out" again. (see video)

A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:

I don't know if HILLARY and OBAMA will keep up their oh so civil, polite and lovey-dovey ways that they showed at the latest debate, but later that evening they were spotted together in IKEA picking out furniture.

After the debate HILLARY looked so radiant, BILL accidentally "hit" on her.

After "SuperDuper Tuesday's" primaries we should know who the final candidates will be, then it's on to the conventions. There, the delegates will put on funny hats, march around in silly costumes and make fools of themselves for the next 4 days. After which they'll nominate a candidate who can make a fool of him or herself for the next 4 years.

I knew FOX wouldn't be showing any Republican commercials during the Superbowl when they said, "We guarantee no BOOBS during the half-time show."

On Groundhog Day, what with Iraq, the recession and his record low popularity, PRESIDENT BUSH consulted with legendary Punxsutawney Phil and asked, "How did YOU get out of YOUR hole so easily?"