We realize that it's sometimes difficult for the common man to understand the goings-ons in the political landscape. So in the interest of education, we sought to strip down the messages of the Hillary Clinton campaign into short parables, just like how the Bible does it. This parable helps to explain Clinton's personal desire to not release her tax returns until after she is named the Democratic nominee. Thanks very much to Schadenfreude for volunteering to help spread this important political information (www.schadenfreude.net).