We realize that it's sometimes difficult for the common man to understand the goings-ons in the political landscape. So in the interest of education, we sought to strip down the messages of the Hillary Clinton campaign into short parables, just like how the Bible does it. This parable helps to explain Clinton's supporters' message that her chief rival, Barack Obama, is extremely lucky to be a person of color. Thanks very much to Schadenfreude for volunteering to help spread this important political information (www.schadenfreude.net).