Everything they know about evolution, they learned watching Flintstones reruns. A group of Evangelicals that believe the Bible "literally" — that God created everything in six days and the Earth is only 6,000 years old — have taken over tours at the Denver Museum of Nature & Science's evolution exhibit to push their own beliefs upon visitors, most of whom are children.
Here's a question for the whack-a-doodles: If "a day" is 1 full rotation of the Earth, how do you measure "a day" before there WAS an Earth?
Bonus "Family Guy" clip thrown in for fun.
(Some have suggested that these people haven't actually "hijacked" an existing tour. However, they conduct these tours on their own at the museum free of charge, where any unsuspecting person/kid can follow along and join the tour. So if your kid is at the museum and encounters a tour group, it is easy to believe that they are an "official" tour operated "by the museum." When children see this and are welcomed to follow along, they have indeed been "hijacked.")
I thought it was more that his brother told him to go ***** his wife to have kids and his brother did it anyway without the kids. That's Jerry Springer shit.