Surprise Musical Number from a Vlog Person! ...
HELLO VLOG PEOPLE (SAM'S SONG)
Words and Music by Judy Kaufman
Hello, hello, Vlog People, hello!
I've got some goodies,
that you'll want to know.
Like how to mince garlic,
while taping my show,
or carving a turkey,
while singing "I Got a Crow"
Well, hello!
Hello, hello, well, isn't it keen
I've been invited to sing for the Queen
Well, don't get too thrilled,
it's Latifa, I mean
Well, hello!
I'm busy lunching,
and endlessly munching
at meetings all day until five.
Eating my way up the Hollywood mountain,
and hope that I come back alive!
Hello, "Ask Sam", more questions from you;
"My Husband's cheating,
so what can I do"? ...
"My Mom's ignoring me,
what can I say"? ...
"... I just found out that
My Father is gay"! ...
"What to do"?
I give advice, and I try to be nice
'cause I'm no Dr. Laura, you see.
But as soon as the cameras
start ticking away,
I much rather talk about ME!
All that I do, is exciting and fun,
I know famous people galore.
Tons of celebrities call me their friend,
but I want more! I want MORE!
I'm multi-talented,
Danny's amazing!
Our home is a garden of Eden.
Summing it up philosophically,
our life is fantastically FRIEDEN!
Hello, hello, but before I go,
Do something nice for somebody you know!
... or somebody you see!
... preferably ... ME!
And that's the end of the show!
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