(Warning: Video is meant for comedic purposes only and contains harsh language.)
What you are about to see is the only remaining footage of "Jesus: The Movie." Once thought to be lost for good, "Jesus: The Movie" is the one film that DARED to show the true story of Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, with the popularity and controversy of such films as "The Passion of the Christ" and "The Last Temptation of Christ," "Jesus: The Movie" ended up in the annals of obscurity.
Now, after being unearthed from studio vaults, you can witness the only scenes that were undamaged by time.
This is the true store. This is the only story. This is "Jesus: The Movie."

Please -guys -let's start demanding
some daring -some imagination -some depth
from our veteran film-makers.
Eastwood gets way too much knee-jerk adoration
for his essentially conventional -rather
routine PC recent efforts.
SCORSESE SEEMS CONTENT TO STAGNATE IN HIS
COMFORT ZONE.
-another Rolling Stones gloss-----aaach.