Isn't it funny that we are the real cause that the terrorists hate us. We're so amoral, bawdy, blue, breezy, crude, daring, dirty, earthy, erotic, filthy, foul, gross, hot, immodest, immoral, indecent, indecorous, indelicate, indiscreet, inelegant, juicy, lewd, lurid, naughty, obscene, off base, off-color, offensive, provocative, purple, racy, raw, ribald, salacious, salty, sexy, shady, sizzling, smart, smutty, spicy, suggestive, unrefined, vulgar, wanton, warm, and wicked with our ways.

No wonder they hate us. Maybe we should be a little more conservative. Nah! That would be crazy. I'm waiting for the ACLU to fight for my rights to allow me and some of you to "marry" our pets. Wish me luck, and pray for me!