Yes, that ever-present threat to the Republic. Roaming bands of lesbians with switchblades. Almost as bad as people who believe in global warming.
This is so pathetic, I could barely bring myself to watch the whole thing. Gotta keep those ratings up somehow, huh Billo?
Or was this just one of your fantasies that somehow escaped that air-tight censor of yours while you were walking past the local falafel shop?


Now nom nom. Delicious cake. Lesbians can be hot, but only if they're actually bisexuals. Gays are funny. Sometimes they stick it in each others' butts. That's gross. But maybe gays aren't so bad - after all they breed themselves out. Just so long as they don't affect the breeding population they're fine.