Reggie is now candles. As wonderful as he was in life, he is light to us all in death. Exxon-Mobil, as part of the preparations for ... all » global warming, has found a way to make candles from dead flesh. With billions expected to die as a result of the climate crisis, Reggie's brave transition is an example to us all.

Exxon-Mobil is proud to announce that they have donated $1000 towards the expense of a memorial to Reggie.