Please join all compassionate people in conveying our sincerest best wishes to Exxon Mobil during this very trying and difficult time. The repercussions of their second quarter net income falling to $10.26 billion dollars are unimaginable. A large bouquet of flowers said to be from Dick Cheney was seen being delivered to company headquarters and rumors are circulating that all employee yacht payments and country club memberships have been suspended. A fund is being established for their executives; please stay tuned for further details.



Who owns ExxonMobil you freaking blithering idiots?? Perhaps people with 41Ks like you?? Or do you honestly believe the executives own the majority of this public company?