John Edwards, unambiguously married Presidential candidate, was recently called a "faggot" by that delicate flower Ann Coulter.

I like Edwards a lot, but there certainly are catty, evil, and accurate things she could have called him. "Born poor white trash" maybe, or a "do-gooder."

The fact that she chose to call Edwards a "faggot" just goes to show: even at her most vile and mean-spirited, the woman is fundamentally incapable of getting her facts straight.

The fact that this totally slayed her audience reveals another truth about the movement she represents: what do conservatives find funny?

Fox News, please take note regarding your new, apocalyptically bad show.
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Cast:
Fox News Head Writer - Josh Funk
Fox News Writers - David DeAngelis, Tony Lewellen, Chris Marrs
Ann Coulter - Andy Cobb
Victims - Alan Abeyta, Alex Burke, Beth Farmer, Nyima Funk, Val Snyder
Fox V.O. - Marc Evan Jackson
Directors Photography - Josh Funk, Mark Kienlen
Written and Directed by - Andy Cobb

Thanks To - Second City Los Angeles, Rima Yazbeck.

UPDATE: On the point of ratings--ratings have come out for Fox News's show...admittedly, they are quite good. I would maintain that this is one of two things at work:

1. There are many rubberneckers such as myself who watched the whole thing just because...they couldn't believe the horror.

-or-

2. There are actually a number of people, regardless of their politics, who think a bunch of stiffs desperately try to find reasons to rhyme "Barack" with "Iraq" is entertaining. If this is the case, I guess they're getting what they deserve.