Nice that they're "looking out for us", but I didn't hear squat about the financial collapse until after it happened.

So much for their business "news".

This websight looks like an advertisment for selling videos. They're just as self serving as the people they speak out against.

"This websight looks like an advertisment for selling videos. They're just as self serving as the people they speak out against."

At least they don't advertise themselves as "real journalism, fair and balanced".

This websight looks like an advertisment for selling videos. They're just as self serving as the people they speak out against.

It has been a personal citizen’s responsibility for me and likely many others that are watching and monitor Mainstream Media News today, that Americans have as never had before are tuned to the disinformation, bias, and what I would call “Open Sedition” in the highest degree of criminal actions, and Mainstream Media is getting away with it. As many others in this comment section have realized this corporate sector of the American economy has taken an abusive and in many cases a criminal political approach in delivery of information to the public.

Here the prime directive is to inform, educate and disseminate the truth through the public domain of the electromagnetic spectrum, cable, open air waves, telephone, and any mass communications that span the public domain. Were, to a large portion this is not happening deliberately.

America we are in a time of American history were you and I are going to be movers and shakers of the future on the Internet, but the Media Mongols will and are doing everything they can to prevent this, transparency is something the rich and powerful do not want. Please for all of you out there consider monitoring and documenting every possible cockeye hypocritical transfer of knowledge you can and bring it to the Internet. All these ideals will eventually draw the picture of deceit and corruption overwhelming the fraud and dollars stolen by Mainstream Media through tricks now in the art of Media Journalism to “Manipulate Context” against the American electorate.

This scourge and blatant abuse of the Public Media’s spectrum has been going on for decades. However, lately is rising to the crescendo, were hate radio Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, and IMUS type individuals are contracted to fill the minds with distortion and manipulated context of ideals. If ever there was not a Conservative it is Rush Limbaugh, or an in Independent like IMUS who said he is not a bad person, yet Nixon said that too, look how those Republican goons served America.

Actually, take a hard look at what’s happening. A Journalist Robert Novak committed treason outing a CIA operative and is currently free to receive fees as a news analyst on Fox News. What is troubling here is his computer is probably loaded with all kinds of classified government documents from Cheney and his gang yet the prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald made no attempt to serve warrants to sort through these resources. Moreover, this attorney is highly and likely complicit in this whole crime. If one considers the details Patrick Fitzgerald needs to be challenge just as the attorney in the “Duke University Scandal”. Patrick Fitzgerald failed to prosecute Scooter Libby to the fullest extent; he should have raided everyone’s computer involved. That is most of Hate right wing radio, and most of Fox News. It’s obvious they are privy to classified material and use it to manipulate the political context for smear, and fraud purposes.

We live in a state of corporate fascism, treating this planet as business in liquidation, exhausting its resources and destroying its environment. Man is but one species amongst billions of other species on this planet. No one gave man dominion on this planet except man himself. How egotistic has he become? Nature’s god is angry at us. Shame ---Shame…
It all boils down to what Reagan did in 1988, bowing to pressure from the right, by abolishing the “Fairness Doctrine". The fairness doctrine was the law of the land since 1932. This allowed channels like Fox News and Rush Limbaugh to come to existence. Ninety two percent (92%) of radio talk show hosts now are right wingers. Public airwaves belong to the public and the fairness doctrine must be restored. Insist that the presidential candidates promise to restore the fairness doctrine and to bust the 5 media monopolies which control our thought process. Demand public finance of election.

Hey Red State:
I work in the media, and I also work with fox affiliates--Media guy is right on! Where do you disagree??

His is a straw argument, to praphrase: 'Fox News beats CNBC in the ratings, therefore it is more legitimate and liberal media is dead.'

First off, calling CNBC liberal simply because one of their shows is not rabidly right wing is an affront to intelligent televison viewers everywhere. You may be able to convince Rep'licans that the corporate ownership of American media still allows a fair sampling of public opinion, but the reality is that CNBC is no more liberal than General Electric (one of the world's biggest defense contractors)'s ownership will allow. Most of this site's readers already know this.

Second, implying that beating CNBC means Fox is best is like saying that the Toldeo Mudhens are America's most popular baseball team because they beat the Rochester RedWings. This is a battle of little pishers, two after-thought cable TV channels, add-ons in the corporate portfolios of two of America's biggest conservative corporate media conglomerates.

If you want to see how well Fox news actually does in national ratings, compare the Fox network news broadcasts that compete directly with the big three network news programs. That is a more direct comparison, but of course, Fox is not even competitive in most markets. You want to tell me that the Fox Morning News has a 50th of the Today Show's share?

Finally, anyone who has ever been in media knows two things about cable TV ratings numbers: 1) the numbers fluctuate each rating period and taking a "snapshot" at any given moment in time does not reveal trends and cyclical patterns which always emerge. 2)A good media sales person can find the silver lining in any rating report. You can be 15th in the TV market, but the sales department will find some day part, some program, some demo, some quarter hour where they beat someone, and that's when they tout: "We're Number 1!! *

(*in non-Hispanic females age 55-64 Tuesday 3am-3:30am)

It's all done with smoke, mirrors and creative interpretation so that corporate media can justify its advertising rates.

Finally, my biggest objection to the poster's supposedly expert media opinion is that it is a not-so-veiled attempt to lead this discussion off on irrelevant tangents.

I imagine this "media guy" spent a year or two in small market radio (Colorado Springs, Moline, Bakersfield?) then Daddy got him an internship for a Republican congressman, and later he was hired by a rightwing DC react-tank. A DC Bigshot at the age of 27!! Waddya bet his job is to visit progressive Web sites and disrupt intelligent discourse?

I thought long and hard about replying to this jamoke because it takes up space on an otherwise useful site. I'll refrain from taking his bait again, and I hope you all will, too.

It all boils down to what Reagan did in 1988 bowing to pressure from the right: "Abolishing the Fairness Doctrine" which allowed channels like Fox News and Rush Limbaugh to exist. 92% of radio talk show hosts are right wing persuasion. Public airwaves belong to the public and the fairness doctrine must be restored. Insist that the presidential candidates promise to restore the fairness doctrine and bust the 5 media monopolies which control our thought process.

Air America could compete with OX NEWS by simply pandering to the lowest common denominator:The Oxen.By filling its air time with bigots and liars willing to say literally ANYTHING for ratings.By doing so however,it will be complicit in the relentless and criminal theft of democracy via the concentration of media sources in the hands of the all powerful few.

FOX IS NOTHING BUT LEAVEN IN THEIR SO CALLED NEWS; IF YOU LIKE LEAVENED WAYS ...keep listening and buying their selfish crap:

Fox news owned and operated by corporate America trys to expose other business'. Come on, do we really think that they will give us the truth? Doubt it! Just another bunch of sleeze bag journalists that will report only what will benefit them and devulge what will send their ratings soaring. I don't catch the news on TV anymore. I read for myself and make up my own mind. Biggest advice I can give to anyone, "Think for yourself and don't ever let anyone do your thinking for you."

FBN Chyron pitches:

Exciting proposal combines healthcare and immigration solutions: Tancredo-Bilbray Amputation & Deportation Act. “Without legs they can’t just cross the desert to clog our prisons and emergency rooms.” Bleeding-heart Democrat Party whines. Who can silence these traitors?

Carlyle Group and KKR private equity firms deny secret bid to buy Federal Reserve Bank. Greenspan demurs: “Why buy the cow when the milk is free?”

Insiders tout impending attack on Iran as ingenious energy conservation policy to provide wonderful shareholder gains for Exxon/Mobil, General’s Electric and Dynamics. “Investors will obtain capital gains superior to recent successful operation that shocked and awed Iraq to cap wells.” Leftist Democrat Party obstructs free markets. Can they be stopped?

SCHIP: Does it Unfairly Pit Shareholders Against Kids?

Privatization of the Military or Big Government: You Choose.

Al Gore Wins Nobel Peace Prize: Does it Strengthen or Weaken our National Image? You Decide.

Progressive Talk Radio: Future Welfare Recipient?

Consumer Credit Cards: Default interest Rates Higher than 30% Creates Boom in Debt Collection Sector of the Economy.

I just want to say that fox news is not trustworthy and I refuse to watch them also. I think all media is crap. They only report what they wanna report. They always put people down who want to report truth but retaliate against them when they do. You go Michael Moore! I bet you are right on the money! I am SICK AND FED UP with Mr Bush's Policies. He is a liar and cannot be trusted. My opinion as far as politics is this: I don't think it matters who they put in office, because they will also be corrupt when they leave, just my opinion. For anyone reading this, I like strong family values, and think we as a country are lacking in this and it is only get worse, not better. Yes, I used to vote Republican, but not anymore!!!! I just try to vote for the best person who I think is going to be great, and the last 2 times it was NOT Mr Bush. He looks sneaky when you just look at him and also looks very fake!!! My last 2 votes were for Al Gore and John Kerry. The next time, my vote is for Mr John Edwards, I think he is real and knows what it is like to be poor, and to be without, something Mr Bush doesn't know anything about!!! They should make all these idiots that are in the oval office live in poverty for a year and see what it is like. I am disabled and see how they are putting Iraq and the other bullshit first! American people are disregarded, and another thing why do they give foreigners a new house, car, and $10,000 when they come to this country????? Why don't Americans get this too??? Wasteful!!!! Also I researched Canada, and you have to come there with your own finances and job if you wanna cross the border to live in their country. You tell me what is wrong with that picture??? No wonder we have all the aliens in our country, is it any wonder why??? Then they leave and go back to their country, only to come back and get it again and again. They are fleecing America, and our politicians cannot see this. They need to help the poor in this country and the middle class!!! I come from a middle class family growing up and now we would be considered poor in today's economy. They need to start paying our HEROES better too, like the nurses, firemen, policemen, and folks like that. They are our real heroes and not the sport stars! What a waste! Teachers are another subject, they have our children in their classrooms everyday, but yet they are paid peanuts. I know, because she was a teacher for mentally handicapped kids, and loved every minute of it. They were her angels. Anyway, enough of my ranting. In my opinion, they should have impeached Bush along time ago!!!! People are too scared to stand up to Mr Bush, not I!!!!

Does SCHIP Unfairly Pit Shareholders Against kids?

FUX News is really Focked

Bush Declares 28 States Surplus
Blackwater Awarded Cost-Plus Contract
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Martial Law, Mandatory Worship Boost Productivity, Profits

Washington D.C. News Corporation secretly paid millions by the Bush Administration for covert propaganda.

I can't believe anyone would watch FauxNews. I get to see enough of their idiotic views from Keith Olbermann/MSNBC (thank God for him). I thought they would quit having the likes of Coulter after her many disparaging remarks about our female soldiers; but, FauxNews seems to love her. I still hadn't gotten over her saying she didn't want "girls" fighting "her" wars a year or so ago; but, then she repeated it the other night on FauxNews this week. Since Bill O'Lielly seems to like to boycott so much; I wish we would all boycott FauxNews until their advertisers get the message.

we need to get to the root of these problems you care about... which is The Fed Reserve.
Have you ever thought about doing a investigative docu on that? I believe you're wasting time attacking the surface of the disease. YOu'll come to the conclusion that it's the root of a corrupt system.

Fox talking head, translating from Latin for his audience, tells them the Marine Corps motto "Semper Fidelis" means "Look good and kill!"

ann coulter is a business that should be investigated by the bbb and the fcc....after all many of us know that we are the perfected jewish people...how dare she deny us that accolade...her premises are all false...her words should not be given air time....

In Regards the winning post:
Congratulations; and it all depends on whether the bribe was earned income or unearned income.

To Media Guy:

I'm in media, too, and your analysis is full of crap.

What kind of total loser must you be to visit Web sites and stick up for fox! (but then, you're probably on the clock for some Rep'lican react-tank). Perhaps "mediaguys" like you are why people find media less trustworthy today than at almost any time in US history.

US arms makers worry as Iran captures 14% of lucrative roadside bomb market

Is 'Moral Bankruptcy' protection enough from creditors?

Build a better bunker and the world will bomb a path to your door

Supplying arms to both sides key to 3q NASDAQ earnings

Iraq "great place to find donor organs," Cheney declares

Bush trades White House for magic "Freedom" beans

FOX will do what is necessary to excite viewers. They are not doing the public any service. I refuse to watch FOX news.

The only trouble with posting a FBN outrageous news item is that you have to watch Fox News -- I refuse to be nauseated even once a day!

John - from a day ago. Regarding only 4 different computer addresses: Some of the jerks who post to this site used my name to post some disgusting things, so I personally know there's a group that does that. I guess they're either adolescents or Republican operatives who don't have jobs or a life.

Hey, should do this more often----just toooooo funny!! You guys are great

The most laughfs I've had in yeears! ! ! THANX

FBN Update:
George W. Bush to offer his Nobel Peace Prize money to Katrina victims.

HEADLINE: Lindsay Lohan Fosters Merge between Pfizer and Columbian Drug Cartels
SUBHEAD: Mexican Illegals Fear Loss of Mule Jobs

Hey, Media Guy! Maybe you should learn how to spell. Literacy probably doesn't rate highly among the Fox demographics.

Next on Fox Business News: Scantily clad women with large breasts found to have brain mass that is 1/8th of the total mass of their breasts. Dr. Phil tells us why this, coupled with Emperor, er, President Bush's pronunciation of the word nuk-yoo-luhr lightens the feelings of inadequacy had by stock brokers in the US.

In a related story, scientists find that stockbrokers breasts are exactly 8 times the weight of their prostate gland and their prostate gland is precisely equal to their brain mass. William "I'm not a monkey" Dembski will comment how this is the best evidence yet for the validity of Intelligent Design. Fox Business News is, not coincidently, the number one business news source for Intelligent Design believers everywhere. Thank God for Fox.

My favorite was a promo commercial played for "Fox & Friends" right around the arrest of John Walker Lindh and I could have sworn I heard ED Hill say, "The arrest of the American Taliban John Walker Lindh, how will it affect the Christmas shopping season ..." and I just about fell off the couch laughing it was so ridiculous.

Fox Business News Headline:

Barack Hussein Obama Causes Collapse of Flag Pin Industry

Mexicans Eat Middle Class - Film at 11

Bush Tax Cuts Miraculously Cause Deficit to Disappear

How do those FOX "whores" sleep at night doing the bidding of those GOP "fatcats" day after day?

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama leave their spouses and run off together to Russia.

Hannity & Combs sing Silent Night at peace rally.

Bill Oreilly finds God while on LSD.

Pelosi holds Constitution under the table.

The liberals on the internet are at it again. Some are suggesting that we subsidize loans to the poor instead of continuing to push tax cuts for the rich. They call it the trickle up effect. "The trickle up effect states that benefits to the wealthy will be realized due to an increase in sales relative to the amount of benefits that are given to the poor. The trickle up effect argues itself as more effective than the trickle down effect due to the fact that people who have less tend to buy more. In other words, the poor are more inclined than the wealthy to spend their money. This being so, proponents of the trickle up effect believe that if the lower and lower-middle classes are given benefits, such as tax breaks or subsidies, the increased funds would be spent at a much higher rate than would the upper class, given similar fund increases. Furthermore, the trickle up effect argues, many upper-class individuals do not spend their entire yearly salary to begin with, which is an indication that they will not spend any additional funds. Instead, they will save additional funds, thereby withholding those funds from the economy and increasing the gap between the rich and the poor. The trickle up effect avoids this pitfall by giving more money to those who would be more inclined to spend it." --Wikipedia
We at FOX believe there are BIG problems with this thinking.
#1 Small businesses are not on the stock market, so how does this plan benefit our investments in the stock market?
#2 How do I make a profit on my $1.5 million "flip this house" investment, if the market is flooded with low income housing?
#3 Walmart gets an unfair competitive advantage over Neiman Marcus because people will buy new clothes at Walmart instead of buying perfectly good hand-me-down socks that the rich have donated to the thrift store.
#4 If the poor can afford contraceptives, there will be less of them to pay taxes. Where will our tax base go?
We at FOX say, the trickle DOWN effect has always worked for us before, so let's get another middle income ($200,000 and up)tax cut and let it trickle down to the multinational corporation workers of China, Malaysia and India. And if the poor of America don't like it, they're just lazy.

A FOX NEWS ALERT! This just in folks--a Fox News Business Channel Exclusive---Unnamed sources have just told Fox that Keith Olberman will be indited for the murder of Vince Foster----Olberman apparently killed Foster in a jealous rage over Hillary Clinton. Next, we'll examine how this news will affect Viacom Stock.

How about a segment called "The Daily Boob" in which Cavuto or O'Reilly spend a 5 minute segment blasting a liberal that did something newsworthy that day, but the video in the background behind the reporter is girls in bikinis on trampolines or something?

Hopefully, the morons googling "FBN" will accidentally find "BNF".

Does Sex Sell? A new 35 part series

DC Madam Stock Tips

On Fox Business News Tonight: Hot stock tips from the consummate Washington insider, the so-called DC Madam, in whose little black book are a cornucopia of Who's Who-class contacts in business and government. What pillow-talk has she heard? How can you profit from it? Film at 11.

FOX Business Investigates: Walmart employees routinely taking as many as 3 "bathroom breaks" a day...

How is this affecting consumers, and what can YOU do about it?

Cheney declares shotgun shells "legitimate business expense" on latest tax return

FLASH!!!

Britney Spears is growing pubic hairs and selling each one on ebay. Bidding starts at a 500 bucks a piece!!! (All proceeds to be donated to the Dick Cheney Recovering Sociopath Foundation).

Flash# 2!!!

Guess which Supreme Court Justice won the first auction!!!???!!!

"Fox Announces Business Channel - Satirists hit the streets in protest...

"They're taking food out of our babies mouths...at least the babies I know of" complained Bill Maher.

Tainted pot pies responsible for Rush Limbaugh's toxic personality.

Today we've come across data that determines that all Bushes, are dangerous to all living things. USE EVERY MEASURE TO
MAKE THEM INOPERABLE. That is your mission. Should you decide not to accept this mission, you will be destroyed.

Hunter S. Thompson Memorial to be Built on White House Lawn.

Statue of 'The Fonz' to be Erected in Milwaulkee (oh wait...that one's true)

New Details Following Thrumond's Death...Secret Lover?? More coverage at ten

Commander in Chief Signs Legislature Banning Pretzels

Paris Hilton Signs Ten Year Promotional Deal With Walmart: STOCKS PLUMMET!

Prop-Comedian 'Carrot Top' Found Living in Apartment Beneath the Pentagon

Bill O'Riely: "Cociane is a H*ll of a Drug."

Sec. of State Rice: "It's Friday, B*tches! Let's get f*cked up!"

Vice President Cheney Found Unconsious in Louisianna Gutter. Again.

Rock and Roll band inspires immediate government reform. Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich, named the first president.

America comes to it's senses. Fox News stock plummets!

Larry Craig credited with boosting slow Minneapolis tourist industry.

Doctors amazed during George W. Bush's recent colonoscopy. Head surgeon exclaims, "This defies medical science, there's no end to this asshole!"

Disclaimer: The following is PARODY!

Bill O’Reily DNA Proves Alien Abduction Theory as FACT!

OJ Simpson Plea Bargain: Offers Tips to CIA about Iranian Nuclear Weapons!

George Bush Reveals He’s Actually the Second Coming of Christ because God Told Him So!

Convicted Prostitute Confirms Hillary Clinton Really a Man!

Angelina Jole (sp?) Found in Possession of Child Porn with Connections to Woody Allen!

Independent Panel Finds CA Governor, Schwarzenegger, Regularly Employs Illegal Prostitutes to Service Wife, Maria Shriver!

I actually have a new one, because my previous entry, Britney Enters Convent, is not really about business, unless it is the business of a higher power, which, actually, Fox might like... so here goes:

Home Depot Fined for Having Fox in Henhouse

WAR PROFITTEER CHIC: The Trophy Wives of Halliburton: Who are they? Where do they shop? Their husbands are raking in our taxpayer money hand over fist, so "we" the people deserve to see what they're buying, whose children are they eating and with who, and before-and-after shots from their weekend getaway to the Plastic Coast! They spend money like drunken sailors while the rest of us just get drunk! Fox Business News: You can't spell FiBbiNg without FBN!

New Testing (by Diebold) Reveals George W. Bush's I.Q. Is 164!

Ann Coulter says, "I know John Edward's is a faggot, he sucked my dick!"
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Sean Hannity berates the wounded veterans at Building 18, Walter Reed Hospital, saying, "What do they expect? Hospital equipment and personnel are expensive, this is war and our name isn't Santa Clause."
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I. Lewis Libby says he's relieved it's over. "How many times can I tell conflicting stories and not begin to look like a complete asshole?" He asks.
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Dick Cheney expected to retaliate for the recent, failed suicide attack on his life with his own suicide attack against the Taliban. Bush agrees with his decision, says "Ol' Dick's gonna go out in a blaze of glory ... gory ... glory ... hell, what difference does it make as long as I get to pick the next guy, heh, heh."
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A young, Ann Coulter video discovered at a San Francisco flea market, Chicks with dicks, the early years.
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Sean Hannity interviews a disabled veteran from Walter Reed, taunts him, shouts him down and then pushes his wheel chair over a hill. Viewers mildly amused.
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Dick Cheney fitted for matching suicide vest and pants, said to look smashing, "You'll kill em," his old friend and confidant, Donald Rumsfeld said with a twinkle in his eye.
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George Bush abolishes the General Accounting Office saying he doesn't need anyone looking over his shoulder constantly.
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The 8 fired Attorney Generals form Washington lobby group dedicated to enacting legislature aimed at bitch slapping Alberto Gonzales publicly.
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In honor of the 50th anniversary of Dr. Suise's Cat In The Hat, Bush reads Poem entitled: We can fight them here, we can fight them there, we can fight them anywhere. Jokingly calls Obama, "Thing One" and Hillary, "Thing Two."
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Also, George Bush, speaking out on the Walter Reed controversy said, "Ya know, once you get into that torturing soldiers thing, it's hard to stop."
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Rudy Giuliani, revered 9-11 hero, reveals his Iraq Strategy, "We're going to fly airplanes into their buildings," he says.
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Casey Leffert announces his candidacy for president. Who's Casey Leffert? No one seems to know except that he is a gay, black, female impersonator, whose ancestors owned slaves that were related to Strom Thurman and that he claims to have slept with Bill and Hillary. Las Vegas odd makers are indicating his chances look good.
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Michelle Malkin to file suit to ban the terms, "Jap slap," and "bitch slap."

The Bush Legacy>>
No Child Left A Dime...

Scientists at Livermore National Laboratory have promising indications that may enable the United States to become energy self-sufficient within a short time. Using strategically placed magnets that surround the gravesites of our country's Founding Fathers and other long-dead patriots from America's earliest years, it was discovered that the energy captured from them literally spinning in their graves, was equal to one-hundredth of a medium sized coal-fired generating station. Interestingly, the more the current administration moves away from the principles of Hamilton & Franklin, the more rapidly the bodies spin. Caution is urged, however, as further weakening of the Constitution could cause George Washington to "go nova", laying waste to a large portion of Eastern Virginia.

President Bush goes to emergency room for treatment of jock itch. Says "The care was great!"

F B N , the Fibbin' network!

"Bill Ohreally buys chain of soul food restaurants...."

"Rush limbawful buys Pfizer....."

FOX helps Ann Coulter sell her books. She's alway on the FOX new channel helping them, Hannity and O'Riely get thier points across that the Democrats don't support our troops. I'm a disable/retired Army Veteran and Ann Coulter said this about our military. "Soldiers are just cowards with their backs against the wall. The lowest IQ men in our society, those incapable of normal careers enlist. Their choice in life; prison or the military." Ann Coulter – Intervention Magazine 11/06/03 Oh, Ann the military you say you support are COWARDS. Ann Hannity and O'Riely even lets you on his show shows how much he supports the troops. Any body that buys her books or helps her sell them really supports them well. FOX should be ashamed to let her in the building.

"Following terrorist attack inside the USA the President encourages citizens to calm down and go shopping"

Oh wait, that really happened!

Ok then, how about:

New Dollar Design which America hero should the mint commemorate on the new dollar bill? Take our FBN poll:

__ Rush Limbaugh
__ Ann Coulter
__ Dick Cheney
__ Jesus Christ
__ Rupert Murdoch

The George Bush Legacy: From Successful Businessman to Greatest President Ever!

fred thompson afraid that presidential run will type cast him in hollywood.

FBN Update:
Brittney Spears was appointed by the Pentagon to oversee the Afghan poppy field spraying. She will ride in the crop duster planes until every poppy plant has been killed.

Jokes On YOU.S.A.! -- Osama Bin Laden joke t-shirts are indeed made by the man himself. Proceeds are used to fund his Al Qaeda network! -- Plus: How PayPal made it as easy as 1-2-3 to work out of a cave.

http://geekleft.org/tshirt/osama/front.jpg

EAT THE POOR? HALLIBURTON BOLDLY STEPS UP WITH NO-BID CONTRACT.

Stressing their superior food service accomplishments in the ongoing "Iraq adventure," Halliburton spokesperson I. M. Hartless said "No one else has the experience and ability to ignore the plight of our nation's poor. This could be a double-win for the country if President Bush proposes legislation to turn the currently unused parts of New Orleans into the feed lots we will need to fatten up the yield of today's current stock."

"We hope to move quickly since it won't be long before a Republican administration won't be around to support the patriotic effort that will be needed. To save precious time, we propose that a no bid contract is the only way to meet the President's goal of leaving the country with higher average personal income for the non-rich than when he was inaugurated in 2000."

Stay tuned for a special FBN roundtable identifying what parts of the constituion President Bush must ignore to get the job done.

.....and Robert Blake.

Democrats bad for the economy? C'mom give me a break here! Republicans are the ones playing politics not Democrats. GW played politics with us American people and to our American Troops in IRAQ. He needs to be impeached I tell you that righ tnow. Get him and Cheney impeached NOW! Democrats are going to win back the White House 2009 and to clean up the mess that Bush made messes for 6 years as President. He lied to us americans and putting our troops in IRAQ to die over oil not fighting against Terrorist. Wake up people, you know BUSH LIED TO US, so did Cheney and others in Bush party. Bush put our country in the wrong backwards instead of moving our country foward. President Bill Clinton done a great job with the economy, created jobs, saving Socical Securtity and other things. BUSH FAILED everything and he is the worst president in modern history. Does anyone know BUSH LIED, so did CHENEY???

Phil Specter has just announced he will open a new retail firearms chain in partnership with Dick Cheney.

Joey Buttafuoco Announces Bid for Presidency, Plans Talk-Show Circuit Comeback Sans Amy Fisher

"I just wanna kick my career up a notch, that's all. And I don't wanna <expletive deleted="deleted"> nobody." -Buttafuoco</expletive>

Bush meets with Hoover Vaccuum Co. CEO to discuss ways that Bush can increase revenue by sucking. Hoover stock plummets.

Don Davis your Bush Terrorism Buyout was awesome!! You get my vote!

President Bush personal pick for new spokes person, Miss South Carolina Teen, Lauren Caitlin Upton. Bush "Um er I decided or uh like such it wouldn't be smart um er uh hunting with Dick Cheney um only er duck hunting er um or duck when hunting with Dick er ah um then you won't have to say your sorry for him shooting you er um only one beer under and old oak tree ahhhhhh.

STUDIES LINK ALZHEIMER'S TO FOX

We "Report" ... You Decline?

Department of Homeland Security officials announced today of their plans to buy thousands of unlivable moldy FEMA trailers, stack them 3-high and 2-deep along US/Mexico border, and stuff them with degraded spent nuclear material & scorpions . "We saved enough money on our new border fence to pay for the SCHIP, but we're gonna use the cash to build an even better fence around the internet. Crazy people use that thing!" said an unnamed DHS representative.

This same unnamed official could neither confirm nor deny the plans for enforcing martial law in Florida, pending the public announcement that KBR accidentally drilled for oil under Cinderella's Castle at Disneyworld instead of in the Everglades. Floridians are organizing protests online.

Hot shot Cheney plans hunting trip for late Oct. Bush's stock rises dramatically............Anheuser-Busch

Dick Cheney announced today that he will resign his office next year to work as spokesman for Balckwater, Inc.

The Vice Presdient said it was a great opportunity to work for a private company that helps secure the safety of its clients but also makes dream comes true for "the common man".

BUSH TO OFFER ‘BUYOUTS’ TO TERRORISTS

Taking its cue from Ford, General Motors and other troubled corporations, the Bush Administration has decided to abandon its current war on terrorism, and instead offer lucrative buyouts to the terrorists.

Announcing this policy in front of a huge banner entitled “STRAY FROM THE COURSE,” President Bush conceded that it was “getting too expensive to keep fighting them over there, instead of just paying them off over here.”

The buyout package will be paid out completely in one dollar bills, to accomodate the terrorists’ well-known affinity for spending their money in strip clubs.

In addition, Bush will call upon his evangelical base to help supply each of the retiring terrorists with 72 virgins, a demand that was deemed non-negotiable by the UAW — United Allah Workers.

To sweeten the package, the Administration is also offering expanded health care coverage to those terrorists presently “out of network” and in CIA custody, who have permanent disabilities as a result of “uncommon” interrogation techniques - that violate Common Article 3.

A spokeman for Al Qaeda stated that although the buy-outs would severely reduce the ranks of jihadi members, he believed that with new technology and other cost-efficiency measures, the organization would be more productive than ever, particularly in light of their growing export market.

Some market analysts, however, questioned this strategy. Jim Cramer, host of CNBC’s “Mad Money,” said that “if Bush wanted a cheap way to reduce terrorism, he would’ve been better off just buying out Dick Cheney.”

Similarly, CNBC’s Maria Bartiromo, the “Money Honey,” stated that investors would be carefully scrutinizing Al Qaeda’s 4th quarter results, to see if there were any declines in suicide bombings, or a downward trend in decapitation gains.

Nintendo announces release of new shoot 'em up video game, "BLACKWATER SMACK-DOWN". Inventory to hit shelves just in time for the Christmas Rush.

"Fox News Chief Discovers Head in Ass - Will It Affect the Bottomline?"

NFB new fox bitch

Bill williams
Dir of photog

Fox Business Alert Exclusive!

Britney secretly funds terrorism!

Recent undisclosed business transactions have shown that Britney has secretly funded the purchase of weapons for the an underground terrorist group in Afganistan. Britney's spokes- people deny that she had any involvment with funding the munitions, claiming that she was donating to a cause that helps displaced children. Those same children have been photographed carrying rifles and knives.

Her assets have been frozen pending this investigation however, sales of Britney's records have soared in the Middle-Eastern region.

The "tax-and-spend" Democrats are expecting to win the White House next term! What a joke! Don't they ever learn?? It would be bad for the U.S. economy! They've proved it over and over again: tax-and-spend, tax-and-spend, tax-and-spend! We're sick of it! And you should be, too! Don't make the mistake again: Vote Republican!! Like the Bush Administration has shown, the right way is "borrow-and-spend"! The U.S. just last week borrowed another three billion dollars from China in order to keep our country solvent! That's the Republican way! The Democratic candidates are still talking about raising taxes to pay the nation's debts; the REAL patriots know that the only way to survive is to BORROW and spend! Here are the comments from the Republican candidates:
[Insert your own joke here.]

Bush daughters lose entire family fortune at Los Vegas gambling casino. They seemed to be giddy or at least acting in a strange way. Laura is now taking in laundry to just make ends meet, and last seen GW was seen painting the White House iron fence.

Stock Market Rises and Falls with Britney Spear's Menstrual Cycle
Angelina Jolie gains 10 pounds, ConAgra up 9 7/8
Al Qaeda Demands one-half of Iraq's SuperBowl Ticket Allotment
Eating lead paint helps balance trade deficit with China
GM unveils hybrid that runs on Rush Limbaugh's poots
Halliburton inks 20 year pact with Al Qaeda

Give me more time, I've got a million of them

ON SATURDAY MORNING I USED TO WATCH FOX BUSINESS NEWS. I STOP WATCHING THE SATURDAY BUSINESS NEWS WHEN I REALIZE THAT PROPAGANDA WAS THROWING IN WITH THE BUSINESS NEWS.

Newsflash! CONGRESS LOWERS TAXES FOR BOTTOM ONE-THIRD OF WAGE EARNERS! Following Republican tax theory,low income families go on wild investment spree! Dow expected to rise dramatically! Initial big winners: local supermarkets, clothing retailers, clinics ... wait a minute, that doesn't help the blue chips ... moving right along to a really important story ...

NEWS FLASH!! The stock of the publisher of a new version of George Orwell's book 1984 went up this year because an unidentified person gave copies to everyone that is a Republican and to every leader in the world and all their associates. THE NEW VERSION HAS SIDE NOTES BY KARL ROVE, OR DONALD RUMSFELD, A FEW BY JOHN YOO, AND OTHERS giving specific instructions on how to implement totalitarian tactics.
In-the-meantime the Democrats prefer Orwell's Animal Farm and are considering giving all their members a copy. GET YOUR STOCKS NOW!!

here's a smaller url in case people can't select the previous one where it goes beyond its table:

http://tinyurl.com/2xt3no

http://roughlydrafted.com/RD/RDM.Tech.Q3.07/37F...

This is a very interesting article about how the boys at Fox and other places use their business "News" positions to actually manipulate stock prices and make themselves a lot of money by selling stocks short that they've bad-mouthed into dropping a few points. A few of these guys have actually gone into business giving seminars on how to best appear like an insider with real dirt, then use that position to make a stock price drop. Very profitable enterprise it seems, and with Apple being a 'California leftie' company it's a win-win situation for them.

Lot's of interesting stuff there at roughly-drafted. It looks like they're updating things so the navigation is kinda wonky--but lots of good info.

Brittany Spears releases new SEX tape, Fredericks of Hollywood stock drops 17%.

A couple of pictures...

http://www.jakethemouse.com/bobconway/FunnyStuf...

http://tinyurl.com/37ngez

O.J. Simpson, former football star and accused murderer, has just been indicted for filing false tax returns during the period of 1998-2007. His court date is scheduled for November 5.

Bill O'Reilly switches from showers to baths; loofah sales plummet

"Bill O'reilly knows ACID!" Acclaimed Fox stalwart Bill O'reilly knows what it's like to be on an acid trip! Windowpane and blotter stocks skyrocket as a result!

"O.J. doesn't drink JUICE!" Aquitted murderer and known extortionist O.J Simpson announced today he only likes carbonated beverages and will never touch "the juice" again...

I'll try to find time to post more later...

ROSIE RANTS ... Dow Drops.

Are Gays REALLY Good for the Economy?

Universal Health Care bill signed by George Bush,
contract awarded to Halliburton Health Care

OK, here's the News Corpse entries for Fox Business stories:

Relentless Bombings In Iraq: An Opportunity For Kuwaiti Building Contractors?

Bush Vetoes SCHIP Bill: A Boost For Insurance Companies' Profits?

Commerce Secretary: Dem Flag Lapel Pin Boycott Hurts Trade With Chinese Pin Manufacturers.

Health Care Crisis: Time To Buy Stock In Forest Lawn?

Democrat Bill Restricts Lobbyists: Former Congressmen Headed For Welfare?

Global Warming: Do Environmentalists Aid Terrorists By Keeping Climate Comfortable In Desert Hideouts?

Bill O'Reilley 's new iced tea called M'Fo

Drink M'Fo iced tea. It will cool you down . As "down" as black people.

King George Bush II, a descendant of an old enterprising European family, when questioned about Schip veto, rising flood of bankruptcies, and problems with social security reccommends, "Let them eat stocks and bonds." Citizens are surprisingly surly and some outlandish wombat sends a token guillotine to the presidents office. Homeland security rapidly deploys agents to detain the un-american terrorist.

THIS JUST IN:

Fox has just learned that George Bush and Dick Cheney will retire in 2009. Will there be any money left for their pensions?

Here's the pitch: "BUSH'S WAR OF TERROR HELPING AMERICAN ECONOMY"

Just when the nation was starting to pay attention to the "Exercise & Eat Healthy" campaign, with this announcement, The National Institute of Health will discredit years of accepted research and practice. NIH's renowned cardiologist, I. Will Befat, and his team of researchers, have just released the results of their highly anticipated research concerning the importance of cardiovascular exercise and whether it can actually prolong life.
A direct quote from the report's opening paragraph states "Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap." Again, this report is from NIH's own tax-payer funded research team...I for one can now rest easier thanks to Mr. Befat.

great! loved it!

Fox Business Network Headline:

"Christmas Spending in Blue States Down This Year: Do Liberals Want the Terrorists to Win?"

Pres George W Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

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http://www.light-to-dark.com/ruperts_black_hous...

Regards
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The Food and Drug administration has just issued a recall of "de-cider" full of crap that somehow found its way from store shelves back in 2000 into most of the homes in the United States. Officials are still trying to find the root cause of the outbreak.

1. Homeland Security Requires Pay Toilets in Airport Men's Rooms - Chertoff describes move as "Pay As You Go" measure to offset security costs in airports. Senator Craig endorses action but inadvertently refers to it as "Pay to Play." Both agree that trial run in Minneapolis this summer should be proof of possibilities.

2. New Mortgage Industry Reforms Proposed - Giuliani-Franks ticket proposes debtors prisons as part of new program Frank Luntz describes as "Security for America's Defaulting Homeowners" Reform Act. "We want to be sure that these former homeowners have a roof over their heads," says former General turned Vice Presidential candidate.

3. SEC Reforms Stockholder Voting Procedures - New regulations will streamline corporate procedures and reduce costs by restricting stockholder voting rights to those who own more than 10% of the outstanding shares.

James Dobson's Focus on the Family to boycott Christmas this year.

Said Dobson spokesperson Frieda Lie, "We intend to put an end to this 'Happy Holidays' crap once and for all!"

The best Fox Business Story satires are the actual stories Fox broadcasts:

Fox Business News Hues: Rosy Futures
1) Misery Sells, Smiles Do Not
2) The Economy Stinks? Says Who?
3) The ‘Real’ Reason Markets Are Nervous
4) When Is a ‘Meltdown’ Not a Meltdown?

Remember, we're talking about the network whose chairman promised to make it a more "business friendly" business network. Maybe that should be their slogan:

Fox Business: The Business Friendly Business Network

The headline we should all hope for:

"Noise Corpse announced today that their fledgling business news network, "Faux Bizness Noise", will be shuttered after just three months, citing insufficient advertising revenue after a Faux employee leaked a video to the press that contained footage of several Faux anchors at a party where they told dozens of racially insensitive jokes.

The content of the jokes are too repugnant to recount here, but "some people" who attened the party said that the jokes were filled with racial stereotypes, racial epithets, and crude sexual humor. While a complete video and transcript of the entire event was posted at MoveOn.org, Faux spokesperson and former White House press flack Dana Perino said that "MoveOn has taken the quotes out of context, as usual", and denied that any offense was intended.

Faux Senior Business Correspondant Ann Coulter closed her last show saying that "it was all just a joke anyway" and "liberals need to find a sense of humor." Coulter was last seen checking into a sex-change clinic in The Netherlands, reportedly to undergo surgery to reverse a previous sex-change operation.

In a related story, Rupert Murdoch was found dead in his Manhatten penthouse, apparently a victim of an act of sexual deviancy gone astray. Murdoch was found with a loofa stuffed in every body opening. Authorities have announced that Faux Noise anchor Bill O'Reilly is wanted in the case, and urge anyone who encounters O'Reilly to call the local FBI office. They warn to not approach O'Reilly and to consider him "armed and dangerous". Police spokesperson Tim Johnson said "Please help bring in this dangerous criminal, a man who clearly IS the worst person in the world."

The families of Nicole Simpson Brown and Ronald Goldman announced plans to publish the sequel to O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It,” after sales of the supposedly mythical crime book topped two million copies this month.

Simpson’s court-secured second manuscript is appropriately titled, “What I did is not what I didn’t say what I said I didn’t do.”

I'm still trying to figure out why we dignify these buffoons with a marginally humorous response rather than acknowledging their wrongheadedness and moving on without them. THEY ARE IRRELEVANT.

Britney Spears gives investment tips for blondes

This just in: Robert E. Murray (formerly of Murray Energy), has been appointed by President Bush to head the Mine Safety and Health Administration. Mr. Murray had been taking a leave of absence from his former mining company in order to assist the construction firm Pancake M. Flatt in designing the new replacement for the I-35W bridge that collapsed last Summer in Minneapolis. The new structure is to be called the Larry Craig Memorial Span, due both to its location within a couple miles of the MPLS airport and because of its unusually wide stance.
Considered a pillar of the mining and engineering communities, Mr. Murray pledged that the victims of the next collapse of the I-35W bridge, which he is 100% certain will be caused by an earthquake, "will never be abandoned." President Bush is also rumored to be considering Mr. Murray, a generous donor to GOP candidates ($150,000 since 2005), for a seat on the board of his planned presidential library. When told of this, Mr. Murray began sobbing unconsolably, blubbering, "Ain't he just the greatest President America has ever had?!"

Global Warming? -How Al Gore and his left-wing pals can unwittingly help you grow your 401k

http://www.light-to-dark.com/ruperts_brains.html

www.light-to-dark.com

Consider the ideology and intent.

Regards

Donations to Hillary, Obama, and Edwards up 1000%; are Democrats bad for the economy?

First: With CNBC, I dunno that it was clear we really needed this. There's already a completely conservative business news channel featuring an hour plus of Jim Cramer a day, the man who told you to buy Krispy Kreme at 50.

Second: It's gotta be a business news item and it's gotta be Foxed. So, maybe:

Bush's New Deficit Plan: "I have a bridge in Brooklyn to privatamatize."

or

Study Confirms: Economy is Good, despite what whining unemployed liberals say.

or maybe:

Chrysler: Layoffs A Boon to the Economy... We have a puff piece with their CEO Next!

Up next on Fox Business: Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Lindsay Lohan all in or recently out of rehab; shares in the South American drug cartels down - do we need a "SAFTA"?

A spokesperson for Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton has confirmed today that the three celebrities have agreed to collaborate on a comprehensive memoir of the tribulations of being famous. The project is expected to begin as soon as they can figure out the meaning of the words, “collaborate”, “comprehensive”, and “tribulations.”

FOXTITUTION: What FOX does to "news"

My story.

With flagging sales, Hooked on phonics has a new campaign to boost the company's image in the education field. An announcement came early this morning that none other than President George W. Bush will begin the course.

Spokesperson for the company Mr. A.B. Sea, had this to say about the new campaign: "President Bush has proclaimed himself the education president. It seemed only natural that we try to get him to endorse our product in some way. We were surprised and delighted when he accepted our offer for a free course. The very same standardized testing developed for his 'no child left behind' program to measure his progress'. The public will be able to watch the presidents progress at out web site www.georgeishooked.con

This is a bold move for the company, as no one is totally convinced the president will successfully complete the course. If he fails the company will loose credibility for its product. If the president succeeds, the company is sure to increase it's market share and as an added bonus will finally be able to finish "My Pet Goat"

Breaking story:
WASHINGTON D.C.- In an unprecedented bow to conscience and the will of the American People, both houses of congress yesterday held a marathon session in which they:
- Re-ratified the United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights
- Impeached the entire administration
- Froze bank accounts of President, Vice President, etc.,RNC, DNC pending investigation into multiple charges of accepting bribery, colusion, money laundering, tax fraud
- Barred all communication with lobbyists and enacted legislation that forces future policy to be based on unbiased information (now the search is on to find such information)
- Reversed ALL 'signing statements' ever enacted
- Overrode the president's veto of the education reform bill, and mandated George Orwell's '1984' and 'Animal Farm' as required reading for students aged 16 -18.
- Released the actual entire contents of the 911 report and is currently voting on a list of mandatory investigations to follow up on 'information gaps'.
- Drafted a statement to the international community apologizing for hypocritical, arrogant, vigilante foreign policy
- Found Osama Bin Laden (has been in hiding in Lincoln's bedroom for the last 2 1/2 years)
- Exposed the actual reasons behind the war in Iraq and placed Colin Powell in charge of Exit Strategy and Implementation

In other news, Larry Craig has become an outspokenly radical left-wing Democrat and has been wearing leather chaps to sessions on Capitol Hill

OJ Simpson eats dinner at an expensive restaurant, should Nicole's family get the doggy bag?

Rosie become's a hair replacement surgeon,the Donald is one of three patients!!!

Fox News Investigation: Whitewater, bad; Blackwater, good.

We distort, You can't hide.

Breaking News: President Bush and Vice President Cheney resign. It's reported they have turned in their US pass ports and applied for new pass ports in Guana. Ms Rice is set to join them in a week after selling oil reserves.

Sen. Craig to make millions after trademarking phrase "Wide Stance."

Slogans:
Fox Business News: "We cover the Doll in Dollars"

Fox Business News: "Kneel Cavuto bobs for stories and spits them out to our valued viewers."

Fox Business News: "We're right all the time, but our reporting isn't"

Stories:
Wolfowitz opens new bank. Calls it the Whirled Bank...it's depositors are called, "donors".

War Profiteering...Is it such a bad thing?

Catholic Church Going Broke...Were kids really scarred that bad?

Company of Mercenaries killing innocent Iraqi civilians...Do we really need oversight?

Jeremy Cohen - you have my personal fave so far with the Docker's newest line of WIDE STANCE PANTS. Great one!! Do they come with a dropseat for ease of entry?

1. Terrorists Buy Controlling Interest in Anarchists
2. 18-Bedroom Homeschool Gets $19,000 Tax Break
3. Cheney Privatizes Heart; Federal Debt Declines
4. Dodd Victim of Personality Theft
5. Motel 6 Exclusive: Granny D Squanders Nation's Peace Dividend
6. Survey: Trailer Parks Choice of Double-Wide Congressmen
7. $80 barrel/oil: Plastic Silverware Now More Expensive Than Silverware
8. David Fenton: Myanmar Changes Name to Mallomar
9. Federal Troops Enforce Desegregation of American Enterprise Institute
10: Survey: Liberal Young Higher in Calories

This Just In:
The Fed Reports Mass Celebrations in the streets in support of record home foreclosures.
Wackos in the Liberal press report the numbers of people on the streets are actually the record number of people being displaced in a lopsided, corporate greed driven failing economy.
Meanwhile, in other FBN news, Paris Hilton gets a haircut and pays less than $500. Stay tuned for more.

faUX GNU$ SH-H-H-T0RIE$: "MANN" K0ULTERR APPOINTED SECRET-TORY UV $ATE ---"PILL-b0X" ru$h-h-h LIMBAWH & HI$ ME-ERROR$:GEN-U-WHINE X-$PURT$ ON PHONE-I- NE$$ ("ID TAKES 0ne TO GNU ONE.") --- impERROR'$ CLOAKING A FALL-FA$HION fl0p ---CHIENey IS TEVYA IN NEO-CON'$ "FA$CY$T ON THE HOOF"! IS "MAN OF LA MUCHO" NEXT?! --- MIT'$ GAY ROBOTS: "BLOWN-AGAIN FUSERR$"? ("Lesbian Lucy LAPTOP" STILL CLOSETED?!)

A report just released by the National Transportation Safety Board asserts that listening to Rush Limbaugh on your car radio could lower your insurance premium and increases your safety potential as he constitutes an additional airbag.

Fox News Bulletin: Keith Olberman at MSNBC has just set the record straight for the one millionth time. Bill O'Rielly is indeed the worst person in the world and...wait a second, Paris Hilton has just sold her underware on ebay to Brittany Spears. Film on Hannity and Combs

Lindsay Lohan to open chain of rehab centers. Rush Limbaugh reported to be one of the investors.

Senator Craig signs endorsement deal with Dockers for new line of Wide Stance Pants.

Halliburton reports losses for 2006. Board of Directors blames excessive executive salaries.

Black Hawk hires Bin Laden as consultant. "His expertise is legendary," spokesperson says.

Fort Knox turned over to Chinese consortium. "This move will alleviate the balance of payments", U.S. Treasury spokesperson claims.

I nearly died laughing when I heard Ann Coulter call Paris Hilton a nit-wit hussie. Ann is a "Christian" hussie, which is definitely worse. Hey, how about a Hussie Off on FBN.

Coming up, Ann Coulter tells us how getting a sex-change can drain your bank account if your not careful..and In the market for new boot straps? We'll show you the best ones to pull yourself above the poverty level and show your "entrepenaurial spirit".

Britney worth more dead than alive.
Solution to Mortgage Crisis: Compassionate Homelessness.
Our Choice: Erik Prince, Businessman Humanitarian of the Year

FOX Entry:

This just in, new government accounting methods revolutionized by Enron show that private contractors such as Blackwater and KBR are good for the economy and war expenditures

Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise seen spending time together in out-of-the-way seaside resort. Will news of their relationship turn Hollywood upside down or is Lpolitically correct California" ready for a high profile same-sex relationship? (Word is...Angelina & Katie already seeking legal counsel).

"Coming up on FBN an exclusive report on the resurgence of the Brazilian nut industry, as doctors at Bethesda Naval Medical Center discover that one brazil nut has three times the capacity of President Bush's brain. The President will be admitted for a transplant operation at noon tomorrow".


Great work guys - keep it going!

O'Rielly's "Boycott France" Crusade a Qualified Success.

New York - While the dollar suffers against the Euro, and imports from France continue to rise, Bill O'Rielly's website continues to sell "Boycott France" bumperstickers in profitable volumes.

Fox business headline:

Next on Fox Business, President Bush's daring new environmental plan to clean up and remove masses of black, toxic, liquid sludge found beneath Iraq's topsoil.

Michael Moore announced as new C.E.O for FOX. Suggests firing entire existing staff to remove the stench of past bias and propaganda!

THIS JUST IN Secret tape found "bubba bush " found READING a book with osama and bill O'RILEY!and later in the show will have "OUR FRIENDS" the members of the kkk talk to us about there very important meeting with the president. NEXT ON FOX!! WHERE WE ALL WAYS KEEP YOU UP TO DATE ON THE NEWS WE WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!

This isn't actually original with me, in fact, I couldn't make this up. "Economically the opening of the Northwest Passage (due to polar cap melt) is great for international trade." Fox-worthy for sure!

Here's my pitch to Faux News: Dick Cheney's doctors do open heart surgery, only to discover he doesn't have one!

The latest Vegas Craze Heats Up!

First there was Mini Kiss, then Mini-Britney.

Now Fox News Bizzness brings you Mini-Bizz with Mini-Alexis Glick with commentary by Mini-Ann Coulter and of course personal finance tips by Mini-Paul Wolfowitz! Special: how to clean up in sports collectibles with Mini-OJ!

In other News Rupert Murdoch announced that the WSJ would be renamed the Wall Street Enquirer.

check out this link to Mini-Britney on the LAT: vegasblog.latimes.com

Larry Craig Resigns from Senate; Moves to Massachusetts with Gay Lover

BOSTON - After several months of staunch denial, Senator Larry Craig has submitted his resignation to the US Senate and outed himself to his family and friends. Last week Craig and his new lover, a 23 year old horse jockey from Kentucky, announced that they would move to Massachusetts and tie the knot as soon as possible.
"I just can't believe it took me so long to finally see the light. I cannot express my feelings of excitement and happiness. I should have done this 20 years ago", said Craig in an exclusive to Fox News. "Everyone should do it."

JUST FOUND ON EBAY:
FOR SALE (very reasonable) One soul owned by John McCain. Would prefer the bidders be Republican.

condi gets caught with lead paint in her pockets,after her visit to china

Britney Spears nominated as Mother of the Year...Gerber Foods Hires Her as Spokesperson!

Pentagon Slashes Budget by 100 billion...

Bush Apologizes.

This Just In: Corporations Protected by Bill of Rights. Citizens to be jailed for asking why.

Jesus Christ went to prison today.
He was resurrected outside Washington DC
And immediately attended an antiwar rally.

Jesus finally appeared and
When they took him away,
Fox News didn’t know what to do.

So they pulled the story

And ran one instead
About a celebrity who forgot
To put her pants on.

Paris Hilton blasts IAU's decision to downgrade Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' status.

This Just In: Bush Fails California High School Exit Exam. Will not receive diploma.

This just in....President Bush to have Karl Rove's head sugically removed from his rectum. Proctologist needed.

My Entry:

BREAKING: REPUBLICANS HELP ECONOMY - -
As a direct result of the Senator Craig scandal, Airport Food-Court profits have hit an all time high, boosting the Economy under the Bush Administration.

As a minor backlash, lines @ the restroom facilities have dramatically increased, causing slight dis-comfort for some active-boweled republicans.

OJ Simpson, the celebrity who started his career by showing us he could cut through an offensive line and later how well he could cut through a line of questioning, has been picked as the new spokesperson for Ginsu Knives.

The ex-footballer who has never been out of the spotlight will be on our TV sets yet again representing the edge that never goes dull. In informercials taking place on a set that looks peculiarly like a courtroom, OJ will judge Ginsu the best knife on the market no matter what it’s being use to cut.

OJ, who looked amazingly at home on the set, told us he was a fan of Ginsu Knives and remembers one of the saddest days of his life as being when he had to ‘lose one fast’ due to circumstances beyond his control.

And new ventures are in the works for the fleetfooted footballer as he readies to open a chain of discount pre-paid legal firms. His first to open will be in Las Vegas. Will it take off? OJ thinks it will but, until it does, he plans to supplement with sales. When asked what he’ll be selling, OJ answered, “Sports Memorabilia.”

THANK YOU, Mr Greenwald, for becoming ever-s0-MUCH- MORE VISIBLE ever-sO-MUCH-MORE FREQUENTLY!!"Move-ON, LEFT-WARD HO! BRAVO! ENCORE$!!!"

You'd better watch what you say, because Fox will distort your intentions and slander BNF. Which would actually promote your site, so go ahead and let it rip! Thanks for taking the lead once again in defending truth.

Hey SP Biloxi -- I think you are right! They are holding him somewhere. But the basement! Who woulda thunk to look there!??
This Just In: Cheney and Bin Laden Sex Tape sells for record $3 Million and profits to be used to fund year 13 of the Iraq Occupation....

Ok, how about What We Can Learn From Teacher Sex Videos shown again and again and again or Neil's Favorite Stock Pick no matter what--Victoria's Secret

Fox: Do business on news!

My entry:

Brittney Spears joins convent, renounces sexy undergarments.

Robert
I've hit on Fox fairly often on my blog The Garlic ... Here one I did last fall;

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Breaking News! Fox Bounces The Juice and Brings In The Scooter
OJ Out, Libby In, As Fox Looks To Make Lemonade Out Of Their Lemons
Reagan Snares Cheney Aide For “If I Leaked ...” Special; No Hush Money But Donation Made To Defense Fund
http://puregarlic.blogspot.com/2006/11/breaking...

Keep up the good work!
Peace
JTD

Headline: "Should returns on political bribes be taxed as income or dividends?"

This Just In: Oil companies show record profits... oh wait, this is last years' news. Let's turn to Paris Hilton... where if we can pretend nothing is really going on, people won't notice!
This just in: 9 Billion in Missing US Treasury Money has just been found in the trunk of Paris Hilton's car.

Here's a Fox Business News headline:

GOP elites lining up to get their kids in charter schools

Pamela Anderson: DD or FF? You decide!

"PITCH US YOUR BEST FOX BUSINESS STORY"

Next Fox Business News, space alien backs President Bush in bombing Iran. But coming up, Bin Laden has been found: in the White House basement.

Hilarious and oh so true--great work. On a sad note--all those viewers who truly believe they get serious, balanced news from the FNN, will do the same for FBN. Too bad, something's got to give soon.

Fox News is a perfect indicator of just how dumb the American public is!

where's the beef?

how about this...
take all the time spent on these anemic video shorts and compile them into a meaty, nutritious documentary. something that is a useful expense of both my time and the producer's.

LOL! Faux Noose is coming out with a business news. Unbelievable. There's no business like Faux Noose business.

What stocks are hot after the bombs drop, next on Fox Business News.

Hahahah! Hilarious! good job guys!

Here's my entry in FOX business headlines contest:

Is Religion Good for the Business of Politics? Bush Says We All Worship Same God But Non-Christians Still Going To Hell

Fox gives YOU the business. And now a new channel -- BFD, did you say?!? LOL