I don’t ask a lot from you, dear readers, but I’m asking you for this: PLEASE vote to waterboard Glenn Beck.
On his show today, the “liberal media’s” Beck attacked former torture victim John McCain (R-AZ) over his contention that waterboarding isn’t torture, claiming that McCain is “dead wrong”. That started a discussion of whether Beck or either of his sidekicks, Stu and Dan, would agree to be waterboarded.
GLENN: I think we need to find somebody who is willing to be water boarded by professionals and show if it's torture or not.
DOM: Can we do it to Stu?
GLENN: Is that a dream come true or what? Stu?
DOM: Would Stu go for it?
STU: No, I'm not going to be tortured.
GLENN: It's not torture.
STU: Oh, that's right, it's not torture.
GLENN: Wait a minute, you are the one that's been telling me beat the drum, waterboarding's not torture.
STU: I would say that's true, you are accurate. I don't want to be interrogated. How about that.There is a poll up on Beck’s site where you can vote for who will get waterboarded. I know we’re not supposed to endorse candidates here, but to hell with that: GLENN BECK IS MY WATERBOARDING CANDIDATE! VOTE TO WATERBOARD GLENN BECK IN ’08! AND ’09!