Orwell Was An Optimist

Episode I: Summer Vacation

Everbody's going on vacation. Bush, Congress, the Constitution...

Karl Rove tosses in the towel and we review the damage he's done.

George Bush recently gave a major speech on Iraq to the American Legion convention. Funny thing, though, Commander Guy spent a helluva lot of time talking about Iran during the speech.

General Petraeus is going to report to Congress about the situation in Iraq. What? Congress doesn't follow the news?

George Bush addressed the nation from the Oval Office. It was like watching a late-night horror
movie.

Nancy Pelosi and other Congresscritters get some phone calls from the masses. The masses aren't happy.

A billionaire's club buys the airwaves to sell us a shiny new war.

Congress promised to fix the wiretappng law. So why are they making it worse?

George, Dick, and Condi, aided and abetted by Hillary, set their sites on a new war. Now that's scary...

Meet our new, bipartisan, fair-minded Attorney General -- Michael "Alberto" Mukasey. I swear, George, you're torturing me.