Somebody needs to drop a house on Lieberman. I am so sick of that warmonger.

The Great Satan of the Liberalislamunofascistunnistic movement wouldn't write Hillz a check? Who could have predicted?

I suggest using a Magic 8 Ball to assign the FL delgates. Or a game of rock-paper-scissors. Anything to get this candle lit.

And the Confused Old Man(tm) - where are his tax returns?

My governor was an idiot, but not every idiocy is pursued. Mostly, it's Silda and the kids we're concerned about. Siegelman, now this. Thanks Karl.

He didn't even produce a positive conclusion. Bush = Corleone? Hope not, but would not surprise me either.

Please oh FSM - let one of them beat McCain (the Confused Old Man (TM).

BBC says he may have spent 80 grand on hookers. Damn - he's my governor! I voted for him. What a complete disappointment. As someone else asked - Eliot! Why couldn't you have kept it in your pants until you were safely in the Senate??!!

And GottaLaff - I sentence you to a Prius. I've driven a couple, actually, and they're great. But there might be a waiting list.

I voted for him. If he were Bill Clinton, I'd say, why should he go? But he's more like David Vitter - blathering about the importance of the family, yet cheating on his wife. In Spitzer's case, he broke the very laws he worked so hard to uphold. I can't understand it, but he has to go.

The Confused Old Man(TM) will bring us FOUR MORE WARS! MSM - please point this out.

Please let it be over soon ....

Big Dog is a serious cash generator with all those speeches, and that certainly can't help Hillary.

Rush told his ork army to cross over and vote for Clinton to keep the Dem pot boiling.

If her campaign did, how incredibly stupid. You always get caught.

Barry "Barack" Saddam Hussein bin Obama had better watch himself ... he's got the Clintons mad at him.

I voted for Hillary in the NY primary. At this point - go Barack!

Sessions ... too dumb to be a federal judge, so he's now a senator.

Damn mello - beat me to the Depends line. I picture McCain with those old man boxers and those things that hold up his socks.

My mayor (now an "Independent") made sure that groups of vegans and Quakers were infiltrated. He made sure that the RNC attendees never knew that anyone disagreed with them.