Laffy, dearest, I would so pay full ticket price to see that film. We could debut it at the 2009 Sundance Film Fest. Unless you can finish it by TIFF in September.

Dave's right. I had to eliminate so, so much. Otherwise it would have been a full-length feature.

Between the video and Paddy's gay sex post with the doctored GOP Convention logo, this is turning into a regular comedy site.

But then the GOP just gives us so much to work with. Like, just the fact that they're having their convention in Minneapolis! LOL! Pricesless.

And don't forget how much GL left out of this video. She couldn't include everything stupid Bush has done. Even walking the wrong way off the stage in China couldn't make her video. If she included everything stupid he's ever said and done it would be a three hour video.

That was a very nice thing to say. Thanks, Cliffdoggy.

I made this video as a service to our country. I'm just that patriotic.