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Headzup: Larry Craig & David Vitter Protect Marriage

2008-10-29T09:34:34Z

Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsor the Marriage Protection Amendment.

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Katie Couric On The Pipe

2008-11-16T18:42:20Z

The week in review

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DC Madam: "They will make it look like suicide"

2008-10-18T03:29:45Z

WASHINGTON BREATHES BIG SIGH OF RELIEF

In an interview last year, Palfrey vowed to fight the federal prosecutors who brought the charges against her. "They just destroy you on every level, financially, emotionally, psychologically," she said, but still she refused to accept any deal they offered. The Audio interview is with Alex Jones

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The DC Madam was murdered - Alex Jones infowars

2008-10-17T03:30:42Z

Alex discusses the death of Deborah Jeane Palfrey on the day of her death. Best wishes to her family, friends, and other loved ones. Rest in Peace Ms. Palfrey March 18, 1956 -- May 1, 2008

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David "2-showers" Vitter won't testify in D.C. Madam prostitute case

2008-01-12T20:36:59Z

David Vitter's been spared from having to appear in court for sexcapades like this.

A federal judge spared Sen. David Vitter an embarrassing appearance on the witness stand in a prostitution case when she abruptly canceled a hearing scheduled for next week.
The Louisiana Republican was under subpoena to testify about his ties to a Washington escort service. Deborah Palfrey, the woman accused of running a prostitution ring, had sought to question Vitter about whether he paid for sex.

The judge said it would serve no purpose, that Palfrey was just trying to game the system.

Curses!

Vitter has acknowledged being involved with the escort service, Pamela Martin and Associates. But after issuing brief statements and apologizing for ''a very serious sin,'' he has ducked follow-up questions. On the witness stand, he would not have had that luxury.

Drat.

Also on Palfrey's witness list was Harlan K. Ullman, a national security expert and military strategist known for developing the ''shock and awe'' warfare strategy. Palfrey has said Ullman was a regular client. Ullman has not commented on what he called ''outrageous allegations.''

They're off the hook(er).

Republicans to D.C. Madam-lister David Vitter: Zip it!

2008-01-12T20:36:08Z

Personally, I think it's too late to tell Vitter to zip it.

Republicans are urging Sen. David Vitter to try to avoid having to testify this month that he was a paying customer of the so-called "D.C. Madam."

That he was a what, again? Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Could you repeat that, please? Again? And Again? That "he was a paying customer of the so-called D.C. Madam"...

...so EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT.

Backstory:

Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who is charged with racketeering and money laundering, this week subpoenaed Vitter (R-La.) to testify at a Nov. 28 hearing that he was a client of her $2million escort service. Palfrey has argued her escort service was a legal business, and upstanding clients like Vitter could prove she was legit.

I bet you didn't know that David Vitter loves his wife. Almost as much as Larry Craig loves his.

Many in the GOP, fearing political consequences, want Vitter to fight the subpoena or refuse to answer questions by invoking Fifth Amendment protection from self-incrimination. [...]
"Sen. Vitter needs to do everything he can to avoid becoming a sound bite, and it would be best if he said nothing," said one senior GOP Senate aide.

Psst, Repubs! Never mention the words "Vitter" and "bite" in the same sentence.

Vitter's colleagues do, however, fear his testimony could resurrect the "culture of corruption" label that brought down several GOP candidates last year. Combined with the bizarre airport men's room arrest of Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), Vitter's testimony could be a political embarrassment for Republicans in next year's elections.

Good advice, telling him to keep his trap shut. That way nobody would ever think to write about it in, say, a political blog. Or the Daily News.

So keep your mouth shut, David. No matter who you're with.

DC Madam to subpoena Senator Vitter

2008-03-22T21:54:41Z

H/t to our pal Blogenfreude for bringing this to my attention. Looks like someone named Vitter is going to get more unwanted attention from the press:

Alleged D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey wants to force Sen. David Vitter to tell a judge about his experiences with her escort service.
Palfrey has filed court documents seeking to subpoena the Louisiana senator to testify in an upcoming hearing.
As first reported on WTOP, an escort named Paula Neble claims Vitter, R-La., was a customer.
Palfrey is suing Neble, saying she violated a contract by accepting money for sex.

The Senate welcomed their friend David back. After all, the family values crowd is fine with extramarital sex with a female prostitute.

Had he tippy-tapped his way into something other than that, say, in a public men's room stall, well, maybe then he would have gotten the cold shoulder.

It's nice to know his fellow senators are loyal to him even though he's been disloyal to his wife and to the faux moral standards forced upon all of us in the past few years.

See you in court, Dave.

UPDATE: I just added a hilarious video. It's a little racy if anyone out there is the least bit queasy about the word "penis". Oops. That just slipped out. Ooops. So did that.

DC Madam is heating things up...for Monica Goodling and DoJ

2008-01-12T20:29:48Z

Wowsers! Check this out:

CLG exclusive: Judge to Hear 'DC Madam' Selective Prosecution Argument --Palfrey: Monica Goodling "likely will be subpoenaed in this matter - along with many others at Justice - in the near future." By Lori Price 21 Oct 2007 Citizens for Legitimate Government (CLG) has learned that US District Judge Gladys Kessler will hear a selective prosecution argument made by the so-called DC Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, on Monday. ...Ms. Palfrey "will be offering a composite exhibit of statements, news articles and a memo from Monica Goodling which collectively detail the politicization of the Department of Justice in a manner which lends credence to Jeane's argument of selective prosecution."

H/t: Firedoglake's Phoenix Woman

Operation Spreadeagle: Here comes the DC Madam again (no pun)

2008-01-12T20:18:28Z

I'm the last one to quote Faux Noise, but this was on Political Wire:

Deborah Jeane Palfrey, accused of running high-end Washington escort service, said she might be forced to divulge classified information, possibly regarding that of Mideast customers, to defend herself against racketeering charges.

Well now, this case isn't being put to bed any time soon, is it?

She said the information — possibly including the identities of customers from the Middle East — could have national security implications.
Prosecutors would not immediately comment on Palfrey's claim of potentially having classified information.

This could break the case wide open (no pun). I've really got to stop pimping Faux's stories (no pun). Maybe this will be the last one. You think we're finally over the hump? (pun)

I'm stopping now. Feel free to provide your own double entendres in Comments.

David Vitter Press Conference

2008-10-14T11:27:37Z

First words following DC Madam revelations. July 16, 2007

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Larry Flynt is investigating 2 senators and 25 congressmen

2008-10-15T09:30:36Z

Dan Abrams interview with Larry Flynt 07/11/07

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TPMtv: Vitter Va-Va-Voom!

2008-10-15T09:31:04Z

Senator David Vitter (R-LA) has fessed up to his "very serious sin" after his name was found on the contact list of the D.C. Madam. We just couldn't resist taking a little look at some of his past campaign ads and Senate speeches to see how his words stacked up with his actions.

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David Vitter at a Fishing Rodeo

2008-10-15T09:31:00Z

Vitter had a lot to say about Clinton's affair, and just many other Republicans, he was having an affairThe Young Turks on Air America Radio, M-F 6-9am ET, and on theyoungturks.com

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The Sanctity of Marriage

2008-11-12T10:03:00Z

Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), June 6th 2006

Apparently, Mr. Vitter is on the D.C. Madam's list. Ah the hypocrisy.

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Sen. David Vitter 2004 Campaign Ads

2008-10-15T09:31:11Z

Admitted Prostitute Patron Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), 2004 Senate campaign ads.

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DC Madam Speaks

2008-10-16T15:30:37Z

DC Madam implores ABC to investigate her situation

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