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New slogan for Fox Prolefeed: "And now, stay stewed for the nudes."

2008-08-17T14:29:32Z

Your Correspondent hath it that Fox Prolefeed is about to ditch its long-running (and @ once hackneyed) slogans of "Fair and Balanced" and "We report. You decide." with something more befitting their repute--as in the "billboard" one overzealous announcer gave leading into a news bulletin, per Kermit "Pardon my Blooper!" Schaefer:

"And now, stay stewed for the nudes."

(Which should be no problem among Fox Prolefeed's core audience of its most loyal droogs: Poor, undereducated or even homeschooled, easily-influenced and socioeconomically-marginalised "white trash" of the worst order. The kind who have no contact with Reality, come to think of it.)

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More Fox News Porn Starring Greg Gutfield!

2008-07-09T16:03:49Z

My God, asking about whether the disabled deserve "whores" because they are "less likely to get lucky?" Is this a real discussion on a "news" channel?

Oh, but it gets worse. Apparently one guest figured God has deemed the disabled go through life "without getting laid." Hell, he/she chose to make them disabled, so it's only natural one would come to this conclusion.

Later, Gutfield compares the handicapped to "fat and ugly" people. You know, because none of them can get any action (get that laugh track going!). But remember, at least the fat and ugly "have alcohol on their side."

Yes, this is what passes for sophisticated conversation on family values tv. They are discussing prostitutes, the disabled, and how these relationships should work. No, there is no hypocrisy at Fox with "Culture Warrior" O'Reilly and "Hannity's America" which is most likely Italy circa 1934.

And no, I am not in favor of censorship. I do a show on the radio called "Republican Sexcapades." But then again, I don't lecture others on morals and support candidates who would outlaw gays and women's sexuality. And I haven't made any oh so funny jokes about "handicapped" people lately....

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Bill O'Reilly And The Naked News: Yet More Fun Fox News Porn For The Family!

2008-08-19T09:51:44Z

Oh Billo, will wonders never cease? You could just have hired a shrink for that whole loofah problem, but instead we get to see it played out on tv on a daily basis...

Billo isn't going to show you "a lot of this video, just a little." Just a little porn on prime time tv between friends...what's the problem?

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You'll never guess the kind of viewer Fox News just covets(!!)

2008-06-13T21:31:07Z

Just witness Monty Python's "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook" sketch, "dirty raincoater" type and all.

"If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I shall clear the court!"

Or, as they'd say in Bloemfontein:

"Indien daar is meer nie voorraad prent van vroue applauding, Ek sal skoon die hof!"

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Meet The Foxers!

2008-07-09T12:54:55Z

The very talented Gottalaff (go below my silly bio) put this together for us. It is satire, but the biting kind that like our Fox News Porn video, reminds you what the nasty, dirty boys and girls of Fox are really up to...

Wait, you want more?!? Ok, how about Fox using a Gingrich quote to attack Bill Clinton under the guise of "news?" Just go watch the putrid display.

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What Fox News probably deserves

2008-06-14T09:36:37Z

(Or so you, dear viewer, will likely think after seeing this classic Monty Python number.

(And especially so as a way of cutting short particularly obnoxious propaganda messages before they get too attractive to the mentally-disordered.)

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How's THIS for a way to shame Fox News advertisers?

2008-01-12T20:36:21Z

Read my just-posted Open Letter to Fox News Advertisers @ the Worst. Weblog. Ever., complete with selected video specimens to serve as example and warning.

And using the tools following, share it with Fox News advertisers; I would greatly appreciate it.

Keith Olbermann on Fox News Porn

2008-07-28T03:28:49Z

Keith highlighted Fox News Porn getting banned by DIGG on his show tonight...pointing out that all this "inappropriate" footage aired on the FOX Noise Channel!

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Digg founder unbans Fox News Porn, apologizes

2008-07-09T19:18:06Z

It has been a completely insane 24 hours since the launch of FoxNewsPorn.com. As I explained earlier, our Digg submission and user account was banned after admins decided FOX News content violated their TOS. Thanks to so many of you raising hell, the founder of Digg has unbanned us and apologized!

"Hey everyone, we temporarily banned this last night. We flagged it as a potential TOS violation, but after looking into it further we promptly unbanned it. Our fault. Digg on. -Kevin"

Please Digg it, as it will help us continue to get the word out. We urge you to also contact FOX News advertisers and tell them what's happening on FOX News!

FOX News Porn craziness

2008-07-09T19:17:50Z

When YouTube flagged the FOX News Porn video as 18+, we got stripped of all our honors and no longer show up on any of the top viewed Youtube pages. This will cost us a lot of views because we won't get any organic traffic from within Youtube.

This has been nuts. You can't send an email blast about porn cause it gets flagged as spam, you can't post on digg cause they want to make out with Murdoch, and you can't survive on YouTube cause conservatives report it.

On the flip side, the Reddit community has been amazing, putting this story at #2 and #3 all day, and organizing a revolt on Digg here, here, here, and here.

Meanwhile, today on Neil Cavuto's show, FOX celebrated our launch with the perfect little story about how Kyla Ebbera, the woman from Southwest Airlines fired for "showing too much skin," is posing for Playboy.

Thanks for the support everyone, and please get the word out. Add us on Facebook, IM your friends, call your grandma.

Oh, and remember. THIS FOOTAGE ALL CAME FROM FOX NEWS.

Fox News Porn!

2008-03-22T21:54:43Z

Watch it and go to the website! You know you want to baby...