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Why John McCain Lost: The Great McCain Wall of Shame

2008-11-09T19:44:18Z

WHY JOHN McCAIN LOST! ...

With sincere condolences to the honorable
Senator John Sidney McCain II
We all hope you will enjoy a well deserved retirement.

A great man, and historic hero, who deserved better than the trash that surrounded him. If it was ten years ago, with a more reputable campaign team, and a running mate that HE actually chose, he would have had a great shot.

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, whatever the fuck you are,
... you can just suck my ass.
Don't worry, she will get a talk show with Fox News
... I'm sure of it.

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NOTE: The ignorant comments displayed below are the reason McCain lost the presidential race. Any and all grammatical errors are their own.

*** THE GREAT McCAIN WALL OF SHAME! ***

"death to the president : )"
-- white1488, 11/5/08

"He is a dam monkey boy with a coconut head.. lets see how the white folks feel about this"
-- goodforumonkeyboy, 11/5/08

"you no wat fuck obama hes a stupid nigger o yea and ohsnap31 fuck u nigger white power"
-- panterafloods101, 11/5/08

"Fuck hussein obama, that un-American, muslim, Socialist half breed bitch. I hope he chokes on his wife's dick. That dirty ungrateful whore.
-- brookieslayer, 11/5/08

"Congrats to the first Arab/American president! Who would have thought that just 7years after the terrorists attacks we would put one in the White House?"
-- osamahusseinobama, 11/5/08

"oh boy niggy obama gonna save us all ... watermelon for niggy"
-- camelhawk, 11/5/08

"obama that liar will ruin america if he wins oh what a sad day if he wins... barak hussien cant win he just cant and his old preacher will be yelling god damn america while babies will be killed with his abortion laws... abortion is a sin girls shouldnt be having sex until they are married anyway they cant make excuses when there sluts and go out and get pregnant"
-- bakeralways, 11/4/08

"Gotta be a stupid nigger who put this up"
-- Frankieotto, 11/4/08

"blacks are the world greatest victims and they think the world owes them something! YEAH GENOCIDE"
-- fiot71, 11/4/08

"george bush is the shit fuck all you faggots. obama voting retards kill yourself the world would be a better place without you"
-- tylerfrey, 11/3/08

"bush is the best president in the world fuck that nigger obama go bush i wish he could go for a nother 4 ears"
-- jaso192, 11/3/08

"hes another monkey who got out of the z00"
-- w33dbluntz, 11/2,2008

"your full of shit nigger"
-- striperjoe29, 11/1/08

"u stupid piece of shit fucking ur the worst american in the country go fuck obmaa in his nigger asshole u gay piece of shit"
-- littleslash69, 11/1/08

"u are a descraice and if u dont like him then u need to leave the country, MCCAIN ALL THE WAY"
-- hottie3128, 10/31/08

"Fuck you and fuck Obama. Go out in your hood and rape another innocent girl or go rob a liquor store."
-- JeRse114, 10/31/08

"He is nothing but a nigger and will die a nigger. Lets all pray it is very soon."
-- madelynsbeach, 10/30/08

"AIDS stands for Anally-Injected Death Sentence... nigga Cancer and The Ebonic Plague and is proof that God hates niggers because all niggers have aids. ...AIDS is transmitted predominantly via buttsecks between two black men. Aside from buttsecks, negro people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood... Dirty African people are responsible because they fuck monkeys."
-- SaGa7gB, 10/29/08

"Thank God for Bush and fuck the liberal douchebag who want to bring us down... I hope your family dies along with any pets you have. No fucking die now."
-- njwrestler22, 10/29/08

"u are so sure the african non american racist nigger will win dam it will be a pain in ur ass when he doesn't ... OSAMA whot the fck do u think u are? ...racist muslim MCCAIN '08 FAGS!"
-- igorok234, 10/28/08

"This is the worse Fucking video ever. ...go die of aids like that nigger obama bin laden."
-- smartbarley, 10/27/08

"Fuck Obama. Talk about a lier, he will say anything to win. The shit-bag won't admit he and Ayers are friends. What a fucking lier."
-- riccote, 10/26/08

"didn't you know obama's a convicted pedophile"
-- thecsect, 10/26/08

"I really feel sorry for you people with such a limited vocabulary. It's pretty sad. You must be in cahoots with Cocaine Obama and his crowd of liers and dirty dealers."
-- NeighborhoodBrat, 10/25/08

"KEEP THE WHITE HOUSE WHITE!
McCain / Palin '08"
-- samantha49124, 10/24/08

"Wow how can you say those things about your president. You are a unamerican loser, And you sould get the fuck out of this country"
-- RedskinFan1234, 10/24/08

"YOUR OBVIOUSLY A NIGGER LOVER!"
-- ONEAMERICANNATION, 10/24/08

"Obama is a Nazi. Obamabots are Nazis."
-- 4QQ1Q2Q3Q4Q, 10/24/08

"mccaine -palin 08 all the way!!!!"
-- ostam1194, 10/23/08

"your are a mother fucking peice of dog shit"
-- lolololololololol15, 10/23/08

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Joe Six-Pack Responds to Joe The Plumber

2008-12-09T08:50:53Z

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GOP-ADD: Barack Obama?! Who the hell does Barack Obama think he is?

2009-01-07T22:59:12Z

Got GOP-ADD? Have no idea why you hate Barack Obama? You just know you are thinking what you are programmed to think. What CHANGE? ... you keep asking, over, and over, and over again. This video will help.

The failures of George W. Bush and his lame administration.

Pro-life? Pro-choice? Your genitals controlled by Congress?

Gun "freedom" and the NRA (National Redneck Association).

Gay marriage and same sex unions do not threaten your ass.

Immigration? Border control? Those dang Mexicans?

A black guy as President? Aint havin' no "nigger" in office?

But, he's an Arab! But, he's a Muslim! But, he's a Socialist!

God bless the United States of America?

Barack Obama was raised by a single mother and his grandparents. They didn't have much money, but they taught him values from the Kansas heartland where they grew up. He took out loans to put himself through school. After college, he worked for Christian churches in Chicago, helping communities devastated when steel plants closed. Obama turned down lucrative job oﬀers after law school to return to Chicago, leading a successful voter registration drive. He joined a small law ﬁrm, taught constitutional law and, guided by his Christian faith, stayed active in his community. Obama and his wife Michelle are proud parents of two daughters.

EARLY YEARS

Barack Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4th, 1961. His father, Barack Obama Sr., was born and raised in a small village in Kenya, where he grew up herding goats with his own father, who was a domestic servant to the British.

Barack's mother, Ann Dunham, grew up in small-town Kansas. Her father worked on oil rigs during the Depression, and then signed up for World War II after Pearl Harbor, where he marched across Europe in Patton's army.

Barack's father eventually returned to Kenya, and Barack grew up with his mother in Hawaii, and for a few years in Indonesia. Later, he moved to New York, where he graduated from Columbia University in 1983.

THE COLLEGE YEARS

Remembering the values of empathy and service that his mother taught him, Barack put law school and corporate life on hold after college and moved to Chicago in 1985, where he became a community organizer with a church-based group seeking to improve living conditions in poor neighborhoods plagued with crime and high unemployment.

He went on to earn his law degree from Harvard in 1991, where he became the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review. Soon after, he returned to Chicago to practice as a civil rights lawyer and teach constitutional law. Finally, his advocacy work led him to run for the Illinois State Senate, where he served for eight years. In 2004, he became the third African American since Reconstruction to be elected to the U.S. Senate.

POLITICAL CAREER

In the Illinois State Senate, this meant working with both Democrats and Republicans to help working families get ahead by creating programs like the state Earned Income Tax Credit, which in three years provided over $100 million in tax cuts to families across the state. He also pushed through an expansion of early childhood education, and after a number of inmates on death row were found innocent, Senator Obama worked with law enforcement officials to require the videotaping of interrogations and confessions in all capital cases.

In the U.S. Senate, he has focused on tackling the challenges of a globalized, 21st century world with fresh thinking and a politics that no longer settles for the lowest common denominator. His first law was passed with Republican Tom Coburn, a measure to rebuild trust in government by allowing every American to go online and see how and where every dime of their tax dollars is spent. He has also been the lead voice in championing ethics reform that would root out Jack Abramoff-style corruption in Congress.

As a member of the Veterans' Affairs Committee, Senator Obama has fought to help Illinois veterans get the disability pay they were promised, while working to prepare the VA for the return of the thousands of veterans who will need care after Iraq and Afghanistan. Recognizing the terrorist threat posed by weapons of mass destruction, he traveled to Russia with Republican Dick Lugar to begin a new generation of non-proliferation efforts designed to find and secure deadly weapons around the world. And knowing the threat we face to our economy and our security from America's addiction to oil, he's working to bring auto companies, unions, farmers, businesses and politicians of both parties together to promote the greater use of alternative fuels and higher fuel standards in our cars.

Whether it's the poverty exposed by Katrina, the genocide in Darfur, or the role of faith in our politics, Barack Obama continues to speak out on the issues that will define America in the 21st century.

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URGENT Public Service Announcement! Election voting date schedule change!

2009-01-07T22:59:12Z

** URGENT! DO NOT TRY TO VOTE ON THE WRONG DAY! **

Due to the recent controversial voter registration fraud accusations, and findings with companies like Acorn, Diebold, Halliburton, AIG, etc, George W. Bush has just approved and signed a bill into law by designating election dates for each presidential nominee.

This new system is actually better since it's less crowded, and people cannot cheat. Democrats don't have to deal with old people that smell like cheese, and Republicans don't have to cover their assholes in fear of getting raped by a male model.

But, this is not just for Democrat and Republican nominees. All registered independent, third party and write-in nominees have specific voting dates as well.

There's not much time left, so please be sure to spread the news of the date changes. Your voice must be heard!
... but if you attempt to vote on the wrong day, you're fucked!

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It's almost fucking over.

The United States presidential election of 2008, scheduled for Tuesday November 4th-15th, 2008, will be the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election and will select the President and the Vice President of the United States.

The Republican Party has chosen John McCain, the senior United States Senator from Arizona as its nominee; the Democratic Party has chosen Barack Obama, the junior United States Senator from Illinois, as its nominee. The 2008 election is particularly notable because it is the first time in U.S. history that two sitting senators will run against each other for president, and because it is the first time an African American is a presidential nominee for a major party, as well as the first time both major candidates were born outside the continental United States—Hawaii for Obama and the Panama Canal Zone for McCain. As the Democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama, is African American and the Republican nominee for vice-president is a woman, the eventual winning ticket is very likely to be historic, as neither an African American nor a female has achieved either office. Also, the Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, would be the oldest first-term president and the Democratic nominee for vice-president, Joe Biden, would be the first Roman Catholic vice president.

The Libertarian Party has nominated former Congressman Bob Barr, the Constitution Party has nominated pastor and radio talk show host Chuck Baldwin, and the Green Party has nominated former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney. Ralph Nader declined to seek the Green Party nomination and is running as an independent candidate.

The election will coincide with the 2008 Senate elections in thirty-three states, House of Representatives elections in all states, and gubernatorial elections in eleven states, as well as various state referenda and local elections. As in the 2004 presidential election, the allocation of electoral votes to each state will be based partly on the 2000 Census. The president-elect and vice president-elect are scheduled to be inaugurated on January 20, 2009.

The 2008 election marks the first time since the 1928 election in which neither an incumbent President nor an incumbent Vice President ran for their party's nomination in the presidential election, and the first time since the 1952 election that neither the incumbent President nor incumbent Vice President is a candidate in the general election. The incumbent President, George W. Bush, is serving his second and final term and is barred from running again by the term limits in the Twenty-second Amendment to the United States Constitution. Vice President Dick Cheney has chosen not to seek the presidency. From 2001, Cheney frequently stated he would never run for President: "I will say just as hard as I possibly know how to say... If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve."

In the three previous two-term Presidential administrations—those of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton—the incumbent vice president has immediately thereafter run for president. Richard Nixon lost the 1960 election, George H. W. Bush won the 1988 election, and Al Gore lost the 2000 election. The 2008 election is the first in which the Vice President is not a candidate for either the presidency or the vice presidency since Nelson Rockefeller in 1976.

Bush's predecessor, Democrat Bill Clinton also served two full terms. The last instance of consecutive two-term administrations was the Democratic-Republican succession triad of Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and James Monroe from 1801 to 1825; thus, Clinton and Bush will mark the first time in history that presidents of opposing parties have consecutively served two full terms.

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Sarah Palin: The Price Is Wrong

2008-10-22T11:18:54Z

John McCain and Sarah Palin spent $150,000 in campaign contributions on clothes and shoes for Sarah Palin and her family.

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Possibilities

2009-01-04T14:57:02Z

Two guys messin' around at pack the stands night for volleyball.

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Fairy Princesses for Sarah Palin

2008-12-02T00:28:49Z

Fairy Princesses Reina and Twilight give their reasons for endorsing Sarah Palin for Vice-President. See more at thecountryclubcomedy.com.

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Your Ex-Girlfriend for Sarah Palin 1

2008-12-31T10:53:45Z

Your ex-girlfriends, Jennifer and Jessica, talk to you about why they're going to vote for Sarah Palin. See more at thecountryclubcomedy.com.

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Unfit Mothers for Sarah Palin 1

2008-11-01T03:31:25Z

Here's the first in a series of shorts that I produced documenting various demographics who support Sarah Palin.

Trina and Megan talk about the experience a vice President should have. See more at thecountryclubcomedy.com.

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Long Live "Bubba Nation"

2009-01-07T22:53:19Z

Long Live "Bubba Nation" - first song by Eddie Joe & The Redeemers, these guys tell nothin' but the truth.

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Sarah Palin: Folsky Lady

2008-12-23T10:51:27Z

www.airamerica.com
Courtesy of Derm, Juice & Doobie of the Lionel Show

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Frank, Sammy and Dino! Again!

2009-01-07T22:41:37Z

These three talented performers capture the essence of the 50's Rat Pack. Available as a group or solo. Based in NYC; will travel anywhere. For more info on these or other performers, please visit www.bubbygram.com

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Sammy Davis Jr - Dean Martin

2009-01-07T22:41:34Z

Pete (Sammy) and Tom (Dino) doing 2/3 of their Rat Pack Show. Available separately, together and with Frank, of course. For more info about these and other talented performers, please visit www.bubbygram.com

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First Mariah Carey...Now Scarlett Johansson?

2008-10-16T15:30:59Z

Another beautiful woman in the entertainment business goes down!

Check out www.theyoungturks.com , we stay single.

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